PM Instructions for Dirk Digler

[DirkDigler]

I receive many, many pm's every day, asking questions and giving me feedback. Sometimes I don't have time to read and answer all the questions, etc. So.....here are some basic rules I am setting regarding me reading and responding to your PM.
Thanks.
Also....thanks to JIA for giving me some insight on this:

1. If the spelling is so bad that it takes an effort to "de-code" the message, I will not read it.
2. If the punctuation is so bad that I can't understand it, I will not read it.
3. If your user name seems stupid to me, I won't read it.
4. If I know who you are and I don't like you, I won't read it.
5. If I don't know who you are, I probably won't like you anyway and I won't read it.
6. If I know who you are, I DO NOT like you and I won't read it.
7. If you ask me for ideas on a build up, I won't respond.
8. If you ask for ANY information that I have to think about, I won't respond.
9. If your name starts with any letter from the alphabet, I will not read it.
10. If you pm me, I won't read it or reply to you.

Thanks....and have great day. I look forward to deleting your pm!!!

DD

[JasonInAugusta]

LMAO!

:lol:

[jason]

Dear Dirt D1cklicker,

I have found an easier way to handle your problems with people contacting you via private message. I simply deactivated your private message account, so you do not have to deal with idiots. I am sorry if you had some important PM's saved they will now be lost, but in reading your description you just delete them all anyway, so that shouldn't be a problem.

I am also sorry to have to give you this message in a public forum, but I have been trying to pm you about it for several weeks and never got a response.

-Jason

[DirkDigler]

Dear Dirt D1cklicker,

I have found an easier way to handle your problems with people contacting you via private message. I simply deactivated your private message account, so you do not have to deal with idiots. I am sorry if you had some important PM's saved they will now be lost, but in reading your description you just delete them all anyway, so that shouldn't be a problem.

I am also sorry to have to give you this message in a public forum, but I have been trying to pm you about it for several weeks and never got a response.

-Jason
Dearist Jason,
I would prefer to keep my pm account, only so I will have the ability to randomly send out hate mail. I also do choose to read very few pm's that I receive, so I might have a good laugh when I read mail from such stupid people.

Sincerely,

DD

[badger]

DD, Please respond to my PM regarding your wifes schedule this weekend.

[braceysdad]

DD, Please respond to my PM regarding your wifes schedule this weekend.

Badger, just pm me. I can let you know of any open slots, I mean times.

[jason]

Dear Dirt D1cklicker,

I have recieved your request to reinstate your private message account, please note that requests as complex as this sometimes take 6-8 weeks to process. Our time is currently booked filling requests such as, "I can send private messages, but cannot post, I did everything correctly, please help me.", or "can you tell me why the fuk i cant post in the for sell section" or even the classic, "i am bilding a nylent crawler, wut shox work the best? hook me up with sum pix of yures."

As you can see we recieve a ton of very important requests each and everyday, please look foward to you private message account being reactivated no later than July 7th, 2006.

-Jason

[Grizzly4x4]

As you can see we recieve a ton of very important requests each and everyday, please look foward to you private message account being reactivated no later than July 7th, 2006.

-Jason
You gotta have priorities! :lol:

"i am bilding a nylent crawler, wut shox work the best? hook me up with sum pix of yures."
Dirk sent that one to me too....:?

[badger]

Badger, just pm me. I can let you know of any open slots, I mean times.
I'm glad to see she has a new pimp. Dirk always wanted to watch... kind of freaked me out a little.

[braceysdad]

I'm glad to see she has a new pimp. Dirk always wanted to watch... kind of freaked me out a little.

He will still be there, he is now the fluffer. He will get your motor running.

[Got Rocks?]

I'm glad to see she has a new pimp. Dirk always wanted to watch... kind of freaked me out a little.i didnt mind it he gave me pointers:lol:

[DirkDigler]

Dear Dirt D1cklicker,

I have recieved your request to reinstate your private message account, please note that requests as complex as this sometimes take 6-8 weeks to process. Our time is currently booked filling requests such as, "I can send private messages, but cannot post, I did everything correctly, please help me.", or "can you tell me why the fuk i cant post in the for sell section" or even the classic, "i am bilding a nylent crawler, wut shox work the best? hook me up with sum pix of yures."

As you can see we recieve a ton of very important requests each and everyday, please look foward to you private message account being reactivated no later than July 7th, 2006.

-Jason
Jason,
Thank you for the quick response. I do realize how busy you must be with all the numbskulls around here. I do have one last request.......Would it be possible to receive a blow job from any of the moderators wives?
Thanks again!
DD

[badger]

I do have one last request.......Would it be possible to receive a blow job from any of the moderators wives?
Thanks again!
DD
Can I be so bold and suggest Griz's wife? I had some of her Taco..........................Salad when out in CO., and it was the best I have ever had. If she puts that much effort into her Taco........................Salad, I can't imagine how her BJ's would be.

[DirkDigler]

Can I be so bold and suggest Griz's wife? I had some of her Taco..........................Salad when out in CO., and it was the best I have ever had. If she puts that much effort into her Taco........................Salad, I can't imagine how her BJ's would be.
Why thank you Badger. I understand that she is now offering a nice Tuna Salad as well......and of course, her famous Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink.

[badger]

Why thank you Badger. I understand that she is now offering a nice Tuna Salad as well......and of course, her famous Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink.
Please do indulge me with your opinion of her "famous Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink". The chaps and I love to enjoy a nice Pinenipple Tuna Colada after a good game of Cricket.

[Grizzly4x4]

Please do indulge me with your opinion of her "famous Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink". The chaps and I love to enjoy a nice Pinenipple Tuna Colada after a good game of Cricket.
Her Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink is outstanding, however her Tuna Salad is out of this world. So good in fact that she enjoys eating some herself on occasion.

Only problem is that reservations at the Y are tough to come by, she is pretty booked up after Badger got the word out about her Taco....................salad.

Regards,
Griz

[braceysdad]

Her Pinenipple Tuna Colada drink is outstanding, however her Tuna Salad is out of this world. So good in fact that she enjoys eating some herself on occasion.

Only problem is that reservations at the Y are tough to come by, she is pretty booked up after Badger got the word out about her Taco....................salad.

Regards,
Griz


This was the line from earlier today.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3950/line4xz.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=line4xz.jpg)

[Double J]

My co-workers are looking at me like I'm a crazy man. LMO

[rckjeep]

Can I get a doggie bag for the taco & tuna salad and some of her love juice in a cup, togo? Just charge it to Badgers account he won't mind.

[dezfan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's why I love this place! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm006YYUS)

[DirkDigler]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's why I love this place! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm006YYUS)
I am why you love this place! :flipoff: :lol:

[microgoat]

i didnt mind it he gave me pointers:lol:

I thought he gave you the Stinger :lol:

[braceysdad]

I thought he gave you the Stinger :lol:

He's always given me the shocker!


http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9704/shocker6vx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DirkDigler]

He's always given me the shocker!


http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9704/shocker6vx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It was actually the fister!

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1530/cb0511676pn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[braceysdad]

It was actually the fister!

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1530/cb0511676pn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I don't make the funny sounds when I fart now. It's just a boring whoshhhhhh.

[DirkDigler]

I don't make the funny sounds when I fart now. It's just a boring whoshhhhhh.
has the bleeding stopped?

[braceysdad]

has the bleeding stopped?

Yes, If I would quit picking the scabs off and eating them.

[DirkDigler]

Yes, If I would quit picking the scabs off and eating them.
nothing better than asss jerky.

[braceysdad]

nothing better than asss jerky.

Except azz jerky with corn bits! Mmmmm Mmmmm Good

[DirkDigler]

Except azz jerky with corn bits! Mmmmm Mmmmm Good
Hell yeah!!!
Man, I'm gettin hungry!!!!!

[braceysdad]

Hell yeah!!!
Man, I'm gettin hungry!!!!!

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

[DirkDigler]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.
Damn dude! Ship me out a batch. Teriyaki

[badger]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.
You remember how many fell off in my goatee last time I was down there?

[DirkDigler]

You remember how many fell off in my goatee last time I was down there?
the gift that keeps on giving.

[braceysdad]

Damn dude! Ship me out a batch. Teriyaki

Your UPS tracking number is 1Z55burnswhenpeescauseofyou. You should have it in the morning.

[DirkDigler]

Your UPS tracking number is 1Z55burnswhenpeescauseofyou. You should have it in the morning.
Make sure you eat extra japanese tonight.

[braceysdad]

Make sure you eat extra japanese tonight.

Yeah, she's coming over tonight

[gone_wheelin]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

That is just wrong! Funny as hell but, very, very wrong!

[Grizzly4x4]

This was the line from earlier today.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3950/line4xz.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=line4xz.jpg)
Been that way for months! :shock:

[TwistedCreations]

LMAO... you guys are fawkin hurt :lol:

You guys should seek medical attention :flipoff:

[cheapjeep2]

This is great!!! Best laugh in a long time, in fact the wife just walked away totally repulsed as I was LMAO!!!:mrgreen:

[dezfan]

Passed this sign on the way home from work.:lol:

[Ace]

Pretty funny thread but I'm still shocked anyone would PM dirk...

[slowrockr]

Pretty funny thread but I'm still shocked anyone would PM dirk...
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

[MOCRAWLER]

you guys are too damn funny!!! :) :)

[racerx]

You got P.M. Dirk. No really you do!:flipoff:

[slugzracing]

You got P.M. Dirk. No really you do!:flipoff:
No, just PMS :shock:

[blazed]

dude you guy realy got to get the set of lips for you flash light it the best thing ever!!!

[raytard]

dude you guy realy got to get the set of lips for you flash light it the best thing ever!!!Damn!

That post, kinda killed this masterpiece! :lol:

[Trikster]

Damn!

That post, kinda killed this masterpiece! :lol:The choir sang, "Amen..."

[theshimonator]

Jason,
Thank you for the quick response. I do realize how busy you must be with all the numbskulls around here. I do have one last request.......Would it be possible to receive a blow job from any of the moderators?
Thanks again!
DD
fixed it :lol:

[mudplower]

DD, Please respond to my PM regarding your wifes schedule this weekend.

LMFAO

:twisted: