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05-12-2006, 01:03 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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|  PM Instructions for Dirk Digler I receive many, many pm's every day, asking questions and giving me feedback. Sometimes I don't have time to read and answer all the questions, etc. So.....here are some basic rules I am setting regarding me reading and responding to your PM. Thanks. Also....thanks to JIA for giving me some insight on this: 1. If the spelling is so bad that it takes an effort to "de-code" the message, I will not read it. 2. If the punctuation is so bad that I can't understand it, I will not read it. 3. If your user name seems stupid to me, I won't read it. 4. If I know who you are and I don't like you, I won't read it. 5. If I don't know who you are, I probably won't like you anyway and I won't read it. 6. If I know who you are, I DO NOT like you and I won't read it. 7. If you ask me for ideas on a build up, I won't respond. 8. If you ask for ANY information that I have to think about, I won't respond. 9. If your name starts with any letter from the alphabet, I will not read it. 10. If you pm me, I won't read it or reply to you. Thanks....and have great day. I look forward to deleting your pm!!! DD |
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05-12-2006, 01:04 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ   Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tennessee
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05-12-2006, 01:10 PM
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| It's a setup!  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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| Dear Dirt D1cklicker, I have found an easier way to handle your problems with people contacting you via private message. I simply deactivated your private message account, so you do not have to deal with idiots. I am sorry if you had some important PM's saved they will now be lost, but in reading your description you just delete them all anyway, so that shouldn't be a problem. I am also sorry to have to give you this message in a public forum, but I have been trying to pm you about it for several weeks and never got a response. -Jason |
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05-12-2006, 01:14 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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I would prefer to keep my pm account, only so I will have the ability to randomly send out hate mail. I also do choose to read very few pm's that I receive, so I might have a good laugh when I read mail from such stupid people. Sincerely, DD | |
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05-12-2006, 01:29 PM
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| RIP Buster  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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| DD, Please respond to my PM regarding your wifes schedule this weekend. |
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05-12-2006, 01:30 PM
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| Adilynsdad too!   Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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05-12-2006, 01:33 PM
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| It's a setup! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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| Dear Dirt D1cklicker, I have recieved your request to reinstate your private message account, please note that requests as complex as this sometimes take 6-8 weeks to process. Our time is currently booked filling requests such as, "I can send private messages, but cannot post, I did everything correctly, please help me.", or "can you tell me why the fuk i cant post in the for sell section" or even the classic, "i am bilding a nylent crawler, wut shox work the best? hook me up with sum pix of yures." As you can see we recieve a ton of very important requests each and everyday, please look foward to you private message account being reactivated no later than July 7th, 2006. -Jason |
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05-12-2006, 01:37 PM
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| PapaGriz Yo  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Planning
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05-12-2006, 02:09 PM
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| RIP Buster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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05-12-2006, 02:20 PM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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05-12-2006, 02:22 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Provo
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05-12-2006, 02:23 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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Thank you for the quick response. I do realize how busy you must be with all the numbskulls around here. I do have one last request.......Would it be possible to receive a blow job from any of the moderators wives? Thanks again! DD | |
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05-12-2006, 02:36 PM
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| RIP Buster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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05-12-2006, 02:39 PM
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05-12-2006, 03:03 PM
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| RIP Buster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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05-12-2006, 03:09 PM
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| PapaGriz Yo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Planning
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Only problem is that reservations at the Y are tough to come by, she is pretty booked up after Badger got the word out about her Taco....................salad. Regards, Griz | |
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05-12-2006, 03:16 PM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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05-12-2006, 03:23 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: between heaven and hell.
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| My co-workers are looking at me like I'm a crazy man. LMO |
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05-12-2006, 03:43 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Not where I'd like to live
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| Can I get a doggie bag for the taco & tuna salad and some of her love juice in a cup, togo? Just charge it to Badgers account he won't mind. |
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05-12-2006, 04:06 PM
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| OCCUPY RCC!  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: I am the 53%.
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