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08-15-2007, 06:34 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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Hell no I'm not leaving....RCC for life. I just got "snipped" (vasectomy) today.The doctors charged me double because of how big I was.Anyways...They gave me some Vicodin,but I really can't tell if it works or not.I've never been one to feel the effects of prescription drugs. Vicodin,Percocet,Valium...only Morphine,That was some ggggggood stuff.I could feel it moving in my viens!!! ANYWAYS.........does anyone have some horror stories or good advice to help me get through this? The Doc said I need to "bust" at least 40 times, then come in a do a test to make sure I'm not producing any mini me's.So I guess I'll be back to the doctors in four days.....I've got pictures if anyone want to see..I'll have to post one ball at time  |
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08-15-2007, 06:37 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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Welcome to the club, congrats on doing it. When I did mine, I basically lived with ice packs on my balls for a few days. It was rough going to the store and buying those big bags of ice, one for each, but I made due. ;) Yes, you have to ejaculate quite a bit and go back for all 3 tests to make sure you don't have any more swimmers. Great excuse to hit up the wife for even more sex. "But hon, the doctor ordered this! You wouldn't want me to against the doctors orders, would you?" BTW, don't know if I told you my horror story about it. I think I did. Anyway, I have a really high tolerance against pain killers. She gave me the first shot, then cut and it hurt like hell. She says "no, you couldn't have felt that". Well I did, so she did another shot. (BTW, as DJ can tell you, those shots hurt MANY TIMES worse than any other part of the proceedure.) Anyway, she starts messing around and I'm still in serious pain from it. She tells me I've got to be kidding. She gives me a 3rd shot (all in the same testicle) and after a while this numbs the pain, nowhere near what she said it would, but enough to finish the proceedure. Then she works on the other side. She just gave me 3 shots all at once. Some discomfort, but she says "ok good, you should be fine on this for the rest of the day, but here's the script for the percs." While I was settling the bill, those damn pain killers lost all effectiveness. She looked at me and couldn't believe it. Ahh well.  Last edited by Cloak; 08-15-2007 at 06:41 PM. |
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08-15-2007, 06:40 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: between heaven and hell.
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HAHAHAhA.. I posted the same thing up around February.  SEARCH... noob Walk with a limp for a bit then you'll be all good. For some reason I was even more "ready" after words, well about 3 or 4 days. EDIT for link = have you ever been a victom Last edited by Double J; 08-15-2007 at 06:42 PM. |
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08-15-2007, 06:46 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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 Sex with my wife is like finding a sober Indian in Albuquerque. Quote:
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08-15-2007, 06:51 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In Cali.
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Be glad that the stuff they numb you up with worked. I felt the first cut! Ouch....  |
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08-15-2007, 06:54 PM
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| I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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damnitman ive been thinking about doing it too. ouch.
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08-15-2007, 06:54 PM
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| PapaGriz Yo   Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the garage building the wife a crawler
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 Congrats on the snip. I'm gonna get it done soon here, I couldn't live through another kid. | |
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08-15-2007, 06:55 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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08-15-2007, 06:55 PM
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| MODERATOR™  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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14 people are viewing a story about your balls.
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08-15-2007, 06:57 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: rite here all along
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thanks guys, mine is not scheduled yet and this will help me procrastinate some more |
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08-15-2007, 06:57 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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08-15-2007, 06:57 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Saginaw
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08-15-2007, 06:58 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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08-15-2007, 07:00 PM
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| Built, not bought   Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gresham
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08-15-2007, 07:16 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: ...Here & There
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Not looking forward to mine... Coming anytime... Too SooN...  | |
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08-15-2007, 07:17 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In Cali.
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I am rolling on the floor.. Light mellowed you out! My wifey was kind enough to help with the duty. You know...like this  Made up for the pain! Ahhh... those were the days.I got the second shot when the first didn't work. They must have filled that one up. Within about 15 min I was turning green and felt the worst sickness ever. |
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08-15-2007, 07:18 PM
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| Adilynsdad too!   Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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Let me tell you about the time I.... Seriously, I had mine done about 4 years ago. My wife is a Radiologist and works around the Urlolgist all the time. My wife warned me on the way to the pre-op consultation that the Dr. had a very dry personality. Well, me being the serious guy I am I said "no sweat". As my wife sat nervously throughout the consultation it was coming to an end. I said "I have one last question Doc". "You said it would look the same and work the same, right?" He answered " correct". I said "My wife is really concerned and was too embarrassed to ask but, will it taste the same?" My wife basicly melted into her chair and the Doctor turned red and left the room. I said to my wife "was it something I said"? Needless to say, she still does'nt know if it taste the same... |
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08-15-2007, 07:20 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: May 2006 Location: HONDURAS...ROCK HEAVEN
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It's making my nuts cringe from just reading this thread |
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08-15-2007, 07:21 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, the wife was just reminding me about a fun thing you have to look forward to. Given the color of your skin, it won't be nearly as pronounced, but wait for the real interesting colors your sack is going to turn as the blood works its way back in to your body.  Quote:
Plus I like making people cringe when I describe the process.
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08-15-2007, 07:23 PM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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I was black and blue from taint to tip... I told my wife it was her chance to be with a black man... She told me the color was right but, it was out of proportion... I think she was still mad? | |
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