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08-15-2007, 07:26 PM | #21 | |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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Wait, how old are you? You do realize the chances for testicular cancer is higher after a vasestomy in African American men, right? I read it in a pamplet while in the waiting room... | |
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08-15-2007, 07:28 PM | #22 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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I haven't laughed this much in ages! BD, I could see your Doc's face! |
08-15-2007, 07:28 PM | #23 |
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08-15-2007, 07:29 PM | #24 |
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08-15-2007, 07:29 PM | #25 | |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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Speaking of how old, what was this, your b-day present from the woman? You just had your birthday last week or so wasn't it? | |
08-15-2007, 07:30 PM | #26 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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| I had a buddy that got it done years ago......He has to come back a month later to give a sample.He's in the room watching some very generic 70's porn.He busts his load in the the cup.....next thing you know he wakes up 45 minutes later with with meat in his hand and a cup of water downed sperm.He feel alseep and had to come back another time.
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08-15-2007, 07:32 PM | #27 | |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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"happy b'day honey, I got you this 10% off a neutering gift certificate" "SURPRISE" | |
08-15-2007, 07:33 PM | #28 | |
I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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that shat if funny right there. i can stop crying. | |
08-15-2007, 07:35 PM | #29 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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I now refer to "my boys" as hood ornaments. They look cool but, what the heck is the purpose?
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08-15-2007, 07:35 PM | #30 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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| No it was more like this....."They don't make comdoms big enough for you honey and I'm tired of the "pull out" method.If you get this done you can give me all your "love" juice and not worry about a thing" I was like? "Where do I sign????"
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08-15-2007, 07:37 PM | #31 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Del mar
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This is disturbingly interesting to me, yet so funny.
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08-15-2007, 07:37 PM | #32 | |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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The sceen starts off whit a man knocking at the door in a repair mans outfit... | |
08-15-2007, 07:38 PM | #33 |
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08-15-2007, 07:39 PM | #34 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Del mar
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| Naw man your supposed to say, why dont you get your tubes tied, their not slicing and dicing me open.
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08-15-2007, 07:39 PM | #35 |
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08-15-2007, 07:45 PM | #36 |
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20 people viewing. My balls are so scared, I think they're inside. Nice and safe. |
08-15-2007, 07:45 PM | #37 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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I had a fantasy that: I'm in the OR waiting for the doctor,and this fine little momma walks in...She says she's going to be doing the operation..and gives me a grin.She tells me to undress and leave my Puma Running shoes on.....She locks the door and says:"Lets make sure your plumbing still works before I start".....You know the rest guys..... |
08-15-2007, 07:46 PM | #38 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: isanti, mn
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theres some great sig material in here 19 viewers lol |
08-15-2007, 07:46 PM | #39 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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This is what it will sound like when your rubbing one out now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMlCZUnqDuM |
08-15-2007, 07:48 PM | #40 |
I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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did she get her tonselectimy?(sp) lol
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