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02-08-2008, 12:53 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: www.rccrawler.com
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|  The Official Mother Jokes Thread! Right ,in my High School days in Sydney ,Australia we had this period of mum jokes  ...U make them up instantly...like thisYour mum is so loose that when i ****ed her it was like throwing a sausage through a hallway.  canned laughter!!!!!!!!or Your mama is such a fat ass that she had to by a cargo ship instead of a car. ...and so on.Give it a try its fun and easy!!!!!!!  |
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02-08-2008, 05:18 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: illinois
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02-08-2008, 06:22 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: www.rccrawler.com
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| no replies I'm simply amazed and heart broken:-(:-(:-(   |
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02-08-2008, 06:53 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: newton
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02-08-2008, 11:21 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Angier N.C.
Posts: 375
| Your momma's like a smoke house, every body hangs their meat in her. |
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02-09-2008, 03:09 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: www.rccrawler.com
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| Shit I had no idea its been done before aha  lol I'm a noob... Last edited by TheHeadHunter; 02-09-2008 at 03:17 AM. |
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02-09-2008, 06:38 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia
Posts: 286
| your mum's so fat, i rolled off her and landed in another state. |
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02-09-2008, 08:56 AM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Saratoga, NY
Posts: 96
| Your momma's so fat she ate the internet. |
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02-09-2008, 09:39 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St.Marys County, MD
Posts: 138
| Your moms like a Mac Truck, built big and easy to ride. |
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02-09-2008, 09:40 AM
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| Get off my lawn!   Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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| Yo mama so ugly, BD wouldn't do her. |
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02-09-2008, 10:28 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 2,218
| Your mamma is such a tramp, she sucks more than this thread! (Which is saying A LOT.) |
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02-09-2008, 12:16 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Yo momma so fat she uses the whole country of Mexico as her tanning bed. | |
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02-09-2008, 01:05 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: dot com
Posts: 366
| Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody |
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02-09-2008, 01:18 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Jersey.The land of NO!
Posts: 230
| Your moms so fat that when she has to haul ass it takes two trips! |
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02-09-2008, 09:51 PM
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| AKA TOKEN  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: "Used" Mexico
Posts: 6,985
| Yur Moms like a shotgun: She's dangerous when she has two shells in her hammer slide. Yur Mom is like a fat pig eating slop: She likes it dirty all the time. |
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02-10-2008, 10:02 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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02-10-2008, 10:36 AM
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| I'm Dracula, Bitch.   Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 12,285
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOAUly3E4cE BTW, I think that was the largest crowd NOFX has ever played for....when I saw them I think there were 5 people in the audience. Last edited by JeremyH; 02-10-2008 at 10:40 AM. | |
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