For all you BIG boys out there...
 

Rubbing bacon grease on your inner thighs prvents chaffing...

You may or may not have to kick your neighbors dog from time to time to prevent him from nosing your crotch (really depends on if your into that sorta thing) but in my opinion, the pros outweight the cons.

Just an FYI.

Although, the smell of friction fired bacon grease does seem to raise your appitite but again the pros still outweigh the cons.

And don't run because the extrem friction can cause the bacon grease to splatter!

Carry on

BD

It also makes BIG girls hungry!

If you remember, that was the OG bacon thread!

Also, another side note is even though those little things in your underoos smell like bacon they ARE NOT bacon bits!!!

My bumpers smell like bacon, did you.......

Did you see the cheese puff finger prints as well?

your old avatar>that butterfly

I need a new avatar. Could you send me a picture of you doing the above?:roll::lol::lol:

Wow, just when you think you have seen it all.............Meh, nevermind.

When you say "big" do you mean "eat to much bacon kinda big" or the "Its not the looks and its not the money that keeps her around kinda big" ?? Please advise....

What is it with you pickin on fat people, I thought you loved me:-(

Oh he does, him love you long time!:lol:

are you speaking from experience :?: :shock: ....good thing i'm 6' - 200 pounds and don't need to worry bout that friction-a-ma-jiggy thing :roll: .............bob

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I thought he did, thats what he always tells me anyway"thumbsup"