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Bart bender 12-07-2008 09:54 AM

Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew!
 
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Dew, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

mcnastylightnin 12-07-2008 09:59 AM

ahhh man thats great ahahahhahahaha.

ColquittCustom405 12-07-2008 10:08 AM

This is fake. NASCAR would not really do that. Do you have a link?

EeePee 12-07-2008 10:15 AM

I know, there's no way this can be for real!

Bart bender 12-07-2008 10:47 AM

I'm pretty sure it's a joke:roll:

helhedded 12-07-2008 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bart bender (Post 1462052)
I'm pretty sure it's a joke:roll:

a ghey one at that

ColquittCustom405 12-07-2008 11:21 AM

I was about to say. I was like there is no way a big company like NASCAR would let little kids work on a race car. And besides the sponsors would be highly upset if their color scheme was changed without consent.

Bart bender 12-07-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helhedded (Post 1462086)
a ghey one at that

I think the Jeff Gordon's ghey thing has been beat to death don't you? Besides everyone know's that Dale Jr. is the pillow bighter;-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405 (Post 1462106)
I was about to say. I was like there is no way a big company like NASCAR would let little kids work on a race car. And besides the sponsors would be highly upset if their color scheme was changed without consent.

That really struck me funny:lol:

dezfan 12-07-2008 05:40 PM

Ahhhhh, the RAINBOW Warrior does it again!:ror:


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