funny

[prusik333]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a husband and wife in bed.

He orders the husband out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

Then while tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the husband watches the intruder get on top of her, kiss her neck, and then get up & go into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband nervously whispers to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his prison issued clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.'

[scootertrash]

Welp',...... Thank's for that morning Joke' there dude'. Yes,...That's a good one too,...And I must tell that one to my ol' man when I see him again too. -Scoot'er-