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Old 09-04-2009, 09:14 PM   #21
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those little feet probably cant support it when its loose
What is the it that you are referring to?
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Nah, my girl has a ghetto booty.

great in bed, apparently rough on toilet seats..
pics or your a liar!
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Nah, my girl has a ghetto booty.

great in bed
Pics or you're a liar.

Edit:BD beat me to it by seconds.
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Old 09-04-2009, 09:16 PM   #24
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Did you see the zombie squirrel thread?
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Pics or you're a liar!
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I also think I'm going to learn something about the dregs of society.
Says the natty drinking honda driver...

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Says the natty drinking honda driver...

Got something better than that?
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I think it starts on the second page...

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i remember this one time a few hours after i ate a big axx burrito i was in there for like 45 min just chilling reading a magazine and then snap damn seat cracked and snapped in half it was one those hard almost wood like one's im proud of that one
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I think I have narrowed it down, I think she wiggles on the fawker, loosens it up, and then CRACK in the back...
Why in hell would she need to wiggle on it?

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you gotta leave a perfect coiler.
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Fawk if I know, I stand when I piss...
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you gotta leave a perfect coiler.
Presentation is key to a good dump.
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i laughed.
Anybody can splatter crap into a toilet. But to coil it, with a nice pointy tip...thats art.
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This topic was something I was thinking about earlier. I have a seat that is due to be replaced.

Reasons I see a seat to get "crappy" is...

-Caused by those that slam the seat down
-Caused by the ploppers who slam their asses down too fast.
-Some lean to the right, some lean to the left to wipe.. causes excessive side loads on the hinges. This can be worse depending on the weight of the human.
-Caused by temperatures that fluctuate too much and allow the seat to expand and contract.
-Caused by people just don't give a fawk

Now, my question for this topic is this,

When buying a new toilet seat, how do you pick the right one? Will Home Depot or Lowes let you "try on" the seat to your ass like a shoe? Seriously, I want a seat that I will enjoy when sitting there reading my favorite magazines that are 10 years old. I don't want to sit down and think, "What the fawk am I sitting on?".. "This hurts my big ass!". Anyone?

How do I find the right toilet seat?
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This topic was something I was thinking about earlier. I have a seat that is due to be replaced.

Reasons I see a seat to get "crappy" is...

-Caused by those that slam the seat down
-Caused by the ploppers who slam their asses down too fast.
-Some lean to the right, some lean to the left to wipe.. causes excessive side loads on the hinges. This can be worse depending on the weight of the human.
-Caused by temperatures that fluctuate too much and allow the seat to expand and contract.
-Caused by people just don't give a fawk
I think all of the above is shortening the life of my seats.

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Now, my question for this topic is this,

When buying a new toilet seat, how do you pick the right one? Will Home Depot or Lowes let you "try on" the seat to your ass like a shoe? Seriously, I want a seat that I will enjoy when sitting there reading my favorite magazines that are 10 years old. I don't want to sit down and think, "What the fawk am I sitting on?".. "This hurts my big ass!". Anyone?

How do I find the right toilet seat?
Apparently its a matter of trial and error. The poofy ones are nice, but once they lose thier cushyness they are terribly uncomfortable.

The hard pressboard ones wear more evenly, but thier cheap construction makes for an uncomfortable sit.

Hardwood seats tend to be the best IMO, though can be pricy. Much more craftsmanship and thought is put into them.

My suggestion would be to measure your posteriour in the squatting position, both fore and aft, and take those measurements to your local toilet outfitter.
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