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09-04-2009, 11:24 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: We-Go, Chi-Town, Ill
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Damnit you guys, I'll never be able to get near a Dairy Queen and not start laughing my ass off again  | ||||||
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09-05-2009, 12:05 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2006 Location: FOUR 8 OH
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As long as the new seat is made of carbon fiber, I don't think you'll have any issues again.   |
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09-05-2009, 05:40 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Carbon seat, plastic hardware. Put that one on your show toilet. I've never broken one, WTF are you people doing on the toilet? Shop for seats at Home Depot and try 'em out on one of those 5-gallon buckets they leave all over the place. Careful, it's easy to get carried away. Leave your pants on. |
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09-05-2009, 06:40 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cottontown
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WOW..... I have laughed my ass off reading this. I vote that this is the  |
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09-05-2009, 07:24 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NE Ohio
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I assume mine were all just cheap quality, I mean really, they aren't gonna put a $30 seat on a new newly built house this day and age... It is a lot more fun to hold it over her head though.  |
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09-05-2009, 07:31 AM
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| Built, not bought   Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gresham
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09-05-2009, 07:34 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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I'll never understand people who sit and read while they're on the pot. Do you guys like your own brand that much that you'll stew in it? Crap and get off the pot. If it takes you 10 minutes to crap, get more fiber in your diet. |
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09-05-2009, 08:01 AM
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| Old guy   Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northwest Arkie-saw and we got ROCKS!
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09-05-2009, 08:10 AM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: On The Lake
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09-05-2009, 08:29 AM
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| Just jump it!  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cedar City, Utah
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How about this one!!!!  |
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09-05-2009, 09:00 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: On The Lake
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09-05-2009, 09:45 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Columbia Gorge
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If my stuff stinks, I'll open the window. The bathroom is quiet, peaceful and no wife/kid/animal distractions to bother me. I'll take my time. Fiber? It's not always that simple for those that have issues with certain foods. Myself, I've got that dairy thing that effects me..... take for example yesterday, I ate a small, I mean SMALL slice of pizza at work(11am). I looked for the one with almost zero cheese. Ever since last night at 7pm until right now(8:45am) I'm in pain and feel the urge to shit every 12-15 minutes. It's down right painful! I ate nothing after getting home from work since I had a feeling that my stomach was going to be upset. Guys at work know my routine, it's pretty funny actually.  See me walking through the shop at 9:30 and you know to stay back. Saturdays I kill the bathrooms at 7:40am though.
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09-05-2009, 01:35 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2004
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ok its simple why one would have to wiggle.... if one might have excessive butt hair your chances for dingle berries increase dramatically. instead of reaching down there and ripping it out,berry and hair why not try the easier approach 1st and give it a wiggle ? maybe it will just fall off. this may not be the case in your situation but its a plausible theory and could happen in the rite conditions. | |
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09-05-2009, 07:52 PM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Bernardino
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09-05-2009, 08:12 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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09-05-2009, 08:42 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: May 2004 Location: ROCK CRAWLIN AND RACING WHERE I WANT AND HOW I WANT!!!
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when i take the brown's to the superbowl, there is no need rush, a job worth doing....is worth doing well thats the way i see it. also at my house its not the bathroom....its the library |
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09-05-2009, 09:06 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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I was alerted by my family that we were to have guests today, so I figured it would be a good time to replace the seat. Since I had to go to Wal-Mart anyway, I browsed thier options on throne lids and came away with what I believe to be a sturdy, well built, classy yet understated ass-platform. The chrome plated metal hinges and solid wood contruction should last quite a while...but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed. |
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09-05-2009, 09:17 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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09-05-2009, 09:27 PM
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| Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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09-05-2009, 09:43 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: We-Go, Chi-Town, Ill
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