09-15-2009, 07:00 AM | #21 |
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09-15-2009, 07:27 AM | #22 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Memphis
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try toilet paper next time you go doodoo
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09-15-2009, 07:43 AM | #23 |
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In tha Bush of Louisiana
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A wire brush and gas will fix your problem.
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09-15-2009, 07:56 AM | #24 |
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Try mounting a dry corn cob on a Saw-Zall and give it hell. |
09-15-2009, 07:57 AM | #25 |
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09-15-2009, 08:09 AM | #26 |
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09-15-2009, 08:11 AM | #27 |
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For the guy who likes the Family Guy characters: |
09-15-2009, 09:54 AM | #28 |
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Classic case of prevention being the best medicine......go buy some soap and toilet paper.
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09-15-2009, 10:03 AM | #29 |
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09-15-2009, 10:07 AM | #30 |
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i got a cream im all good. now thats harder than it looks. |
09-15-2009, 10:18 AM | #31 |
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Butt butter......... |
09-15-2009, 10:21 AM | #32 |
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09-15-2009, 10:24 AM | #33 |
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09-15-2009, 10:24 AM | #34 |
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09-15-2009, 02:01 PM | #35 |
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next time have the dude pull out....
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09-15-2009, 02:11 PM | #36 |
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09-15-2009, 02:13 PM | #37 |
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09-15-2009, 02:44 PM | #38 |
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At least it only itched for a day. Last year mine itched for about 10 days. Let me explain: I thought I would do something "different" for my wife and shave my ass crack.It looked like a catapllar lived there so I thought she might like it since I "groom" south of the equator anyways. Well let me tell you that you have to be a gymnist or a contorshionist to reach that area.Here I was in the shower probably looking like a dog chasing its tail,spin around clockwise the counterclockwise,then try to reach up between the legs,spin around some more,get dizzy and have to prop myself up against the wall for a few moments and then keep going.Took a while,drained the hot water heater,but MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Showed my wife what I did expection her to give me that little grin but noooo.....she just laughed and walked away.NOT the reaction I was expecting!Well since she didn't really think it was cool I said to myself "never again will I shave there,too much trouble". Well the next day is when I realized that the hair I shaved actually acted as an insulator between my cheeks.Now when I walked my crack would get all sweaty and slimey feeling.Walking let my cheeks rub together,which created friction and friction turned into heat thus creating sweat.Not a great feeling!Well It would only take a few weeks to get back to normal and I really didn't have a choice since I wasn't going to shave there anymore. 2nd day the hair started to grow back causing a "prickly" sensation.Again..OK,I can live with it.Well the 3rd day was my first day in hell.The prickly sensation turned into needles jabbing my ass crack.I guess thats what getting a tattoo feels like.Was not a good feeling and made me walk really funny but I could live with it for now. Well the following day I found out that all that rubbing of my cheeks with the stubble had removed a lot of skin in my crack,just like sandpaper.So now I have open wounds that ooze liguid which mixed with the sweat creating a disgusting,slimey feeling in my crack.Not good! Creams only added to the slimey feeling. And when I wiped after crapping it looked like winter had arrived.It looked like snowflakes landing on a pond.And when I flushed it looked like Mr Hankey in a snowglobe,pretty cool! A few more days of this and hopefully it would be over.WRONG! Now the open wounds started to scab over but the stubble would open them right back up as soon as I started to walk,making it ooze down my crack.This cycle lasted 5 fricking days! DEFINATELY NOT COOL! After over 2 weeks of being in hell and having an itchy,slimey ass crack was I finially back to normal. I will NEVER do that again! So be thankful your itchy ass only lasted a day. |
09-15-2009, 02:56 PM | #39 |
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thats just wrong 72!!
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09-15-2009, 02:57 PM | #40 |
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