09-15-2009, 03:08 PM | #41 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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damn dude, you should invest in some baby, Talc, or goldbond powder.
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09-15-2009, 03:40 PM | #42 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Memphis
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09-15-2009, 03:55 PM | #43 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: In a very dark cave can't you tell...
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09-15-2009, 04:06 PM | #44 | |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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09-15-2009, 04:15 PM | #45 |
www.team3sixrc.com Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scalerville
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Well here seems to be the problem |
09-15-2009, 09:00 PM | #46 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: nor cal
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| Holy shit that's the first "I shaved my ass crack" story I have read! That there is funny! |
09-15-2009, 11:14 PM | #47 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sierra Vista
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I hear drinking bleach will help with itchy ass.
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09-16-2009, 04:50 PM | #48 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: pleasant ridge
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Sounds like you are in blue polyester uniforms in a sweat shop? Let me guess the last few weeks, the carnivorous crab bugs have been busy? Thats itch that comes on like a short and curly was pulled. Powder helps. But every 2 or 3 hours go into the john and wipe your butt.Dont forget to wipe the taint and bottom of the boys. Short stroke backwards. Cuts down on rott and leaves you surprisingly fresh. When i was a larger man. I would also do my belt line under the man tank. |
09-16-2009, 05:08 PM | #49 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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I chaffed my gooch once or twice that ****ing sucks. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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09-16-2009, 05:32 PM | #50 |
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09-16-2009, 06:07 PM | #51 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tucson
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Is Mr slave a woman? Never heard of a man having a gooch. And 72Blazer, why...what? Why would you shave your a hole? What were you expecting your wife to do with this newly hairless area? No, I dont wanna know, Ive learned too much already. Man, you guys got issues.
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09-16-2009, 06:09 PM | #52 | |
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09-16-2009, 06:13 PM | #53 |
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That area is called the taint.
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09-16-2009, 06:23 PM | #54 |
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09-16-2009, 06:35 PM | #55 |
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Notcha Notcha ass and notcha little guy |
09-16-2009, 08:11 PM | #56 | |
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09-16-2009, 08:18 PM | #57 |
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09-16-2009, 08:25 PM | #58 |
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I finally had to see WTF this was about. If wiping yourself off every couple hours don't fix it, or showering don't fix it, or cream don't fix it, or powder don't fix it, you just might have yourself a real problem. |
09-16-2009, 08:26 PM | #59 |
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09-16-2009, 08:34 PM | #60 |
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