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09-14-2009, 08:31 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
Posts: 251
|  My ass is itchy
Should I scratch it? or should I ignore it and hope it goes away? |
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09-14-2009, 08:32 PM
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| MODERHATER™   Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado
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Scratch the shit out it, till it bleeds, then don't clean it, hopefully you will die from an infection.
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09-14-2009, 08:34 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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Thanks, I love you too!
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09-14-2009, 08:39 PM
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| Who's your Daddy-0! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Augusta
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Soak the itchy area in gasoline  |
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09-14-2009, 08:41 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ST LOUIS.MO
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SCRATCH IT WITH SOME SALT WATER |
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09-14-2009, 08:43 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dirty South
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Just dig the shit out of it .
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09-14-2009, 08:51 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: bay area
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i'd say get yerself a brilo pad and start scratchin away...  |
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09-14-2009, 09:43 PM
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| Suck it up!  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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If I were you, I'd drop trou, bend over in front of a mirror, and part the brown sea. There could be a reason behind the itch.
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09-14-2009, 09:46 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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I tried ignoring you and hoping you would go away, didn't work.:-( Ergo... |
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09-14-2009, 09:47 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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smell my fingers!
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09-14-2009, 10:01 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Gold Bar
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I would remove the stick--the itch might stop |
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09-14-2009, 10:02 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Grab some #4 steel wool and go to town.
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09-14-2009, 10:08 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: tn
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stop having your dog toss your salad, and clean up your act... |
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09-14-2009, 10:09 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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09-14-2009, 10:35 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Victoria BC
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09-14-2009, 10:42 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Moscow Mills MO
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Bathe
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09-14-2009, 10:44 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: On The Lake
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09-14-2009, 10:57 PM
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| Like a boss...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NorCal
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I'm just waiting for one of you sickos to say - pics or it never happened!   |
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09-15-2009, 06:35 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hagerstown
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He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.
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09-15-2009, 06:47 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pa
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You have major issues.
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