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Old 09-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #41
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Speaking as a grown ass man, here's some tips to getting the hotties to want you:

Chicks love guys that can hold their liquor. Go get totally shit-faced and show up on her porch at 3 a.m. Sing whatever passes for a love song these days. Throw rocks at her bedroom window, or windows at random if you don't know which one it is.

Spray painting her name on an overpass (try to spell it right, or at least recognizably wrong) along with I LUV YOO makes girls of all ages go squishy. Unfortunately they won't know who wrote it, so paint your name and phone number on there as well.

Follow her everywhere. That shows her you're interested. When she goes to the bathroom, put on a skirt and follow her in. Talk about yourself in a high-pitched girl voice: "hey what do you think about that {insert your name here}, I think he's totally hot and really not creepy at all." Then she'll know there's competition for your affections and she'll want you that much more.

The real hotties can be picky about who they go out with; self-confidence is key to projecting that "yeah you want me" image. In a world where everyone's got their drawers showing, go one better and walk around with your wang out. Nothing says confidence like showing your wang. When you're talking to her, just be cool, don't start rubbing one out just yet. Let her make the first move!

Hope this helps.
LMFAO..!!! That has GOT to be one of the funniest things I've EVER read..!! Great Advice Stu Just remember to " hang out wit ur wang out..!!" That always gets da hot chicks
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:49 PM   #42
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well little fella I know how you feel, I just got my rejection letter from e-harmony monday. It was rejected. Evidently on question 14 it asked what I like to see in a woman? my penis was not the correct answer!!!!
WTF. I told you to put "Intelligence" on that question.

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Tell me about it.

As for you, I just don't understand.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:02 PM   #43
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LOL! its pretty funny though, i asked out the hottest girl in my grade, im in 8th fyi, shes so HOT big boobs and stuff, well she recently got dumped by her boyfriend shes been goin out with for 2 years and i told my friends i wanted to ask her out, but she was real sad and crying today kuz she loved her old boyfriend so much, well i was like "i dont know if i should ask her out" and everyone at my table was like "DO IT DO IT" and i didnt get to kuz i was so nervous, well then i texted her after school, and i was like "hey kat, i was wondering if you wanted to go out and i think your pretty and smart and funny and stuff!" and she responded like "thats so sweet but no :/"" LOL! i was like about to cry kuz i liked her all through middle school and she rejected me, i was like -.-, lol! i just thought yall would wanna know that ahhaha! it sucked thought, but ill ask her out in like 1 more month when shes not sad and crying
Bitch had it coming!
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:53 PM   #44
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God i love this thread, chit chat classics maybe? maybe?
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:04 PM   #45
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You seriously sent her a text asking here out? lol kool dood!



Just remember, wrap your wacker before you attack her!


Or the classic, be cool, wrap your tool.
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Piihb.
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:17 PM   #47
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:44 PM   #48
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Or the classic, be cool, wrap your tool.
Or the even more classic...no glove no love.
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You're not missing much. She just lays there.
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:16 PM   #50
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dont fell bad bro im in 9th ans in rotc my x.o is smokin hot and like i have been waiting for the right time to ask her out but today my friend blew it for me and told her i liked her soi have to go up to her tommorow and like ask her out so all i can say is just be her friend for a while and then ask her out that usually works for me
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:49 PM   #51
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Honestly, if you talk the way you write, its problably the reason she rejected you (like... yeah)...

It chills me to the bone to think that this kid might be the valedictorian of his class...


Oh...

As far as being rejected goes, get used to it, but, the more you ask the more you increase your chances of a girl saying "yes"...
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:52 PM   #52
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You seriously sent her a text asking here out? lol kool dood!



Just remember, wrap your wacker before you attack her!


Or the classic, be cool, wrap your tool.
Lick it before you stick it
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dont fell bad bro im in 9th ans in rotc my x.o is smokin hot and like i have been waiting for the right time to ask her out but today my friend blew it for me and told her i liked her soi have to go up to her tommorow and like ask her out so all i can say is just be her friend for a while and then ask her out that usually works for me
You're in 9th grade and they still haven't taught you punctuation yet?
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IM an 8th grader and i dont even give a rats ass.
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:59 PM   #55
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LOL! its pretty funny though, i asked out the hottest girl in my grade, im in 8th fyi, shes so HOT big boobs and stuff, well she recently got dumped by her boyfriend shes been goin out with for 2 years and i told my friends i wanted to ask her out, but she was real sad and crying today kuz she loved her old boyfriend so much, well i was like "i dont know if i should ask her out" and everyone at my table was like "DO IT DO IT" and i didnt get to kuz i was so nervous, well then i texted her after school, and i was like "hey kat, i was wondering if you wanted to go out and i think your pretty and smart and funny and stuff!" and she responded like "thats so sweet but no :/"" LOL! i was like about to cry kuz i liked her all through middle school and she rejected me, i was like -.-, lol! i just thought yall would wanna know that ahhaha! it sucked thought, but ill ask her out in like 1 more month when shes not sad and crying
hey Dirk, just log in as DirkDiggler...

I think badger has lifted the ban
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dont fell bad bro im in 9th ans in rotc my x.o is smokin hot and like i have been waiting for the right time to ask her out but today my friend blew it for me and told her i liked her soi have to go up to her tommorow and like ask her out so all i can say is just be her friend for a while and then ask her out that usually works for me
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:08 PM   #57
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hey Dirk, just log in as DirkDiggler...

I think badger has lifted the ban
, he shouldn't of have

I still say lick it before you stick it
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Or the even more classic...no glove no love.
Ya that one is even more classic lol

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Lick it before you stick it
I totaly forgot about that on! Lmao
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Screw her.... I say, Stick a fork in her eye!
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Ya that one is even more classic lol
here's some thrash metal to help you remember.

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