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Old 09-28-2009, 04:52 AM   #81
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This is the funniest chit, I've ever read!!!!!

Dude...........stop trying to take the long route to get into her pants, thats just bull trying to ask her out........just get straight to the point of what you "really" wanna do;), walk up to her and say straight to her face or boobs:

"YOUR A HOT BIG BOOBED B!TCH AND I REALLY WANNA FAWK YOU!!!"

Simple and to the point.
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:58 AM   #82
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Tell me about it.


BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:32 AM   #83
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stick it in her butt and pee
No dude that's how girls get pregnant! Haha that was a good southpark
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:11 AM   #84
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idk the friend thing seems to work for me ;)
Be sure to take a look at the Ladder Theory and you may change your mind. Especially take a look at "ladder construction" and the "friends ladder". It may sound good now, but you don't want to be on the friends ladder.

Than again... maybe you do.
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:30 PM   #85
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Get yourself a guitar and learn to play it. Then start a band and it wont be long and you'll have more chicks after you than you can shake your dic... err... stick at.
Now that is about the best, truest advice said yet! Guitar, bass, drums, whatever...you don't even have to start a band, but it helps!
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