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47willysbuggy · 09-23-2009, 09:35 PM

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Grizzly4x4 · 09-23-2009, 09:56 PM

Yesterday Cody's (my 7yo) word was "senicolon".

He and my daughter were arguing and he says "what's wrong.....does you senicolon hurt!!"

RustlerHustler · 09-23-2009, 10:06 PM

Went to JcPenny with the wife and twins, 3 years old, the other day.

As the wife is picking out some bras one of the twins says "Daddy what are those booby things for"

Me: "just things that Mommy needs"
Him: "OK"

As we walk around the corner we see the 44FFFFF bras.

Son: "Holy cow dad look at the size of those booby things" as loud as he possibly could.

Every one starts cracking up. As we are walking away he asks:
"Dad does mom need those huge booby things?"
Me: "I wish son, I wish."
Wife: SMACK right in the back of my head.

Mr.Slave · 09-23-2009, 10:14 PM

my fart smells like cookies

Mr.Slave · 09-23-2009, 10:16 PM

josh hayes · 09-23-2009, 10:16 PM

well there are these 2 guys hiking in the mountians and there really tired so the 1 guy sits on the log and bam his ass is nurning a stinging and he stands up and a rattle snake falls of his ass and his friend goes omg so he is running to the car witch is 20 min away for the cell phone when he get there he is really tired and he phone 911 and the operater and him are talkin and she says the only thing you can do is suck the poison out
so now he is running back to his friend witch is still on the ground and he ask is there a way ill live and the other guy go ya but your guna die

BJoe · 09-23-2009, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustlerHustler

Went to JcPenny with the wife and twins, 3 years old, the other day.

As the wife is picking out some bras one of the twins says "Daddy what are those booby things for"

Me: "just things that Mommy needs"
Him: "OK"

As we walk around the corner we see the 44FFFFF bras.

Son: "Holy cow dad look at the size of those booby things" as loud as he possibly could.

Every one starts cracking up. As we are walking away he asks:
"Dad does mom need those huge booby things?"
Me: "I wish son, I wish."
Wife: SMACK right in the back of my head.

Your wife a NCIS fan by chance

47willysbuggy · 09-24-2009, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustlerHustler

Went to JcPenny with the wife and twins, 3 years old, the other day.

As the wife is picking out some bras one of the twins says "Daddy what are those booby things for"

Me: "just things that Mommy needs"
Him: "OK"

As we walk around the corner we see the 44FFFFF bras.

Son: "Holy cow dad look at the size of those booby things" as loud as he possibly could.

Every one starts cracking up. As we are walking away he asks:
"Dad does mom need those huge booby things?"
Me: "I wish son, I wish."
Wife: SMACK right in the back of my head.

Haha, keep em coming guys

Duuuuuuuude · 09-24-2009, 07:23 AM

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna fawk around?"

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fawkin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fawkin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fawkin’ French toast."

caymin last · 09-24-2009, 07:40 AM

I was explaining to my 8 year old son, about how the stress from work and life in general can be hard to deal with, and he says, " Yes, I know, you are also having a hard time dealing with your mid-life crisis and all that!". It made my day.LOL

Nitro_Geezer_UK · 09-24-2009, 08:09 AM

I bought a John the Baptist doll the other day at a market for £1.

Just sold it on ebay for £300, what a prophet eh!

Nitro_Geezer_UK · 09-24-2009, 08:19 AM

You are driving at a constant speed, on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a Fire Engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a giant pg the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicoptor travelling at ground level.
Wht must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the kiddies Merry Go Round you pi**** up ba*****

NeXt559 · 09-24-2009, 08:35 AM

two pieces of thick slice bacon are sitting on a george forman grill.
the piece on the left turns to the one on the right and says, "jeez, its starting to get hot in here."
the piece of bacon on the right quickly turns around and says in surprise, "Holy Sh*t ! a talking piece of bacon !"

Tupers · 09-24-2009, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro_Geezer_UK

I bought a John the Baptist doll the other day at a market for £1.

Just sold it on ebay for £300, what a prophet eh!

kasper · 09-24-2009, 08:51 AM

Guy comes home from work and says to his wife honey what would you say if i told you i won the lottory she says i would take half the money and leave your ass .
husband replys
good i won $12.00 here is $6.00 get the hell out

NeXt559 · 09-24-2009, 01:41 PM

here's one i got in my email this morning thought you guys would like it

Quote:

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with just one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but
will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and
rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that.

With Just one little wave of your hand?

Show me"

So the Pope slapped her.

Nate08 · 09-24-2009, 02:11 PM

To all Employees:

It has been brought to the management’s attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

Old Phrase: New Phrase:
01. No ****ing way……………….. I’m not certain that’s feasible……..
02. You’ve got to be chitting me…. Really?
03. Tell somebody that gives a (very bad word) Perhaps you should check with…...
04. Ask me if I give a ****……….. Of course I’m concerned………….
05. It’s not my ****ing problem…. I wasn’t involved in that project….
06. What the ****…………………. Interesting situation………………
07. (very bad word) it, it won’t work…………. I’m not sure I can implement this...
08. Why the (very bad word) didn’t you tell me that sooner…………………………I’ll try to schedule that…………….
09. When the (very bad word) do you expect me to do this?................Perhaps I can do it on my own time.
10. Who the (very bad word) cares?.................. Are you sure it’s a problem?
11. He’s got his head up his ass…. He’s not familiar with the problem.
12. Eat shit………………………… You don’t say………………………
13. Eat poopie and die……………….. Excuse me…………………………
14. Eat poopie and die mother****er.. Excuse me sir……………………..
15. What the (very bad word) do they want from me?........................................ How may I help you?
16. Kiss my ass……………………. May I help you with that?
17. (very bad word) it, I’m on salary…………. I’m tied up at the moment………..
18. Shove it up your ass…………… I don’t think you understand……..
19. This job sucks…………………. I love a challenge………………….
20. Who the hell died and made you boss?.................................You want me to take care of this?
21. Blow me………………………. I see…………………………………
22. Blow your self………………… Do you see?
23. Another ****ing meeting……. Yes, we should discuss this……….
24. I really don’t give a ****…….. I don’t think it will be a problem…
25. (very bad word) you………………………. How nice, very nice……………….

47willysbuggy · 09-24-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kasper

Guy comes home from work and says to his wife honey what would you say if i told you i won the lottory she says i would take half the money and leave your ass .
husband replys
good i won $12.00 here is $6.00 get the hell out

09-23-2009, 09:35 PM	#1
47willysbuggy Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: iderho Posts: 439	Make me laugh We all need a good laugh GO

09-23-2009, 09:56 PM	#2
Grizzly4x4 PapaGriz Yo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the garage building the wife a crawler Posts: 13,137	Yesterday Cody's (my 7yo) word was "senicolon". He and my daughter were arguing and he says "what's wrong.....does you senicolon hurt!!"

09-23-2009, 10:06 PM	#3
RustlerHustler Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ukiah Posts: 370	Went to JcPenny with the wife and twins, 3 years old, the other day. As the wife is picking out some bras one of the twins says "Daddy what are those booby things for" Me: "just things that Mommy needs" Him: "OK" As we walk around the corner we see the 44FFFFF bras. Son: "Holy cow dad look at the size of those booby things" as loud as he possibly could. Every one starts cracking up. As we are walking away he asks: "Dad does mom need those huge booby things?" Me: "I wish son, I wish." Wife: SMACK right in the back of my head.

09-23-2009, 10:14 PM	#4
Mr.Slave Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong Posts: 251	my fart smells like cookies

09-23-2009, 10:16 PM	#5
Mr.Slave Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong Posts: 251

09-23-2009, 10:16 PM	#6
josh hayes Pebble Pounder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: lumby Posts: 99	well there are these 2 guys hiking in the mountians and there really tired so the 1 guy sits on the log and bam his ass is nurning a stinging and he stands up and a rattle snake falls of his ass and his friend goes omg so he is running to the car witch is 20 min away for the cell phone when he get there he is really tired and he phone 911 and the operater and him are talkin and she says the only thing you can do is suck the poison out so now he is running back to his friend witch is still on the ground and he ask is there a way ill live and the other guy go ya but your guna die

09-24-2009, 07:23 AM	#9
Duuuuuuuude Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 11,652	Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna fawk around?" Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fawkin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fawkin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fawkin’ French toast."

09-24-2009, 07:40 AM	#10
caymin last Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Naples Posts: 609	I was explaining to my 8 year old son, about how the stress from work and life in general can be hard to deal with, and he says, " Yes, I know, you are also having a hard time dealing with your mid-life crisis and all that!". It made my day.LOL

09-24-2009, 08:09 AM	#11
Nitro_Geezer_UK Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Croydon, Surrey, UK Posts: 291	I bought a John the Baptist doll the other day at a market for £1. Just sold it on ebay for £300, what a prophet eh!

09-24-2009, 08:19 AM	#12
Nitro_Geezer_UK Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Croydon, Surrey, UK Posts: 291	You are driving at a constant speed, on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a Fire Engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a giant pg the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicoptor travelling at ground level. Wht must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get off the kiddies Merry Go Round you pi** up ba***

09-24-2009, 08:35 AM	#13
NeXt559 RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fresno Posts: 1,464	two pieces of thick slice bacon are sitting on a george forman grill. the piece on the left turns to the one on the right and says, "jeez, its starting to get hot in here." the piece of bacon on the right quickly turns around and says in surprise, "Holy Sh*t ! a talking piece of bacon !"

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09-24-2009, 08:51 AM	#15
kasper I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: appleton Posts: 2,067	Guy comes home from work and says to his wife honey what would you say if i told you i won the lottory she says i would take half the money and leave your ass . husband replys good i won $12.00 here is $6.00 get the hell out

09-24-2009, 02:11 PM	#17
Nate08 Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Port Angeles Posts: 656	To all Employees: It has been brought to the management’s attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. Old Phrase: New Phrase: 01. No **ing way……………….. I’m not certain that’s feasible…….. 02. You’ve got to be chitting me…. Really? 03. Tell somebody that gives a (very bad word) Perhaps you should check with…... 04. Ask me if I give a ……….. Of course I’m concerned…………. 05. It’s not my ing problem…. I wasn’t involved in that project…. 06. What the …………………. Interesting situation……………… 07. (very bad word) it, it won’t work…………. I’m not sure I can implement this... 08. Why the (very bad word) didn’t you tell me that sooner…………………………I’ll try to schedule that……………. 09. When the (very bad word) do you expect me to do this?................Perhaps I can do it on my own time. 10. Who the (very bad word) cares?.................. Are you sure it’s a problem? 11. He’s got his head up his ass…. He’s not familiar with the problem. 12. Eat shit………………………… You don’t say……………………… 13. Eat poopie and die……………….. Excuse me………………………… 14. Eat poopie and die motherer.. Excuse me sir…………………….. 15. What the (very bad word) do they want from me?........................................ How may I help you? 16. Kiss my ass……………………. May I help you with that? 17. (very bad word) it, I’m on salary…………. I’m tied up at the moment……….. 18. Shove it up your ass…………… I don’t think you understand…….. 19. This job sucks…………………. I love a challenge…………………. 20. Who the hell died and made you boss?.................................You want me to take care of this? 21. Blow me………………………. I see………………………………… 22. Blow your self………………… Do you see? 23. Another ing meeting……. Yes, we should discuss this………. 24. I really don’t give a **…….. I don’t think it will be a problem… 25. (very bad word) you………………………. How nice, very nice……………….

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