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Madcratebuilder · 12-17-2005, 08:11 AM

Hey joro, you said your between ladies, and you allways seem to pick the crazies. Here is a list that well help you on your next choice.

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before to have delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way to let him know you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair, be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a little lift and it is one of your duties to provide it.

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

* Gather up school books, papers, toys etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and start a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you immense personal satisfaction.

* Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces, comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you.
Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

* Your goal: To make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where you husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

* Don't complain if he's home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he may have gone through that day.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie down on the bed. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillows and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions, or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.
You have no right to question him.

* A good wife always knows her place.

If any of you married guys allow your wife to read this, your time on earth is limited.

JohnRobHolmes · 12-17-2005, 08:28 AM

Thanks for that Madcrate. I was raised in the south, and that's not too far from how the old south family is. Only a few generations back we had "servants" and "full time help". My father and brother still expect the woman to keep a perfect house for the breadwinner. I see more of an equal share in things, but that list is still funny.

JasonInAugusta · 12-17-2005, 08:29 AM

Good stuff.

RodyRazorBackc5 · 12-17-2005, 08:39 AM

My girlfriend says

RIPPER357 · 12-17-2005, 11:46 AM

On what planet do you find a woman that will do this? It has to be ALOT farther than Venus...

JohnRobHolmes · 12-17-2005, 01:37 PM

It's called the boonies, where electricity just came in the 70's and she has no choice because her husband likes the bottle.

Reflection · 12-18-2005, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RIPPER357

On what planet do you find a woman that will do this? It has to be ALOT farther than Venus...

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnrobholmes

It's called the boonies, where electricity just came in the 70's and she has no choice because her husband likes the bottle.

About 10 miles north of where I live

12-17-2005, 08:11 AM	#1
Madcratebuilder Pebble Pounder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I need MORE GIGGLE JUICE Posts: 133	List for JO RO HO Hey joro, you said your between ladies, and you allways seem to pick the crazies. Here is a list that well help you on your next choice. * Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before to have delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way to let him know you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. * Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair, be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. * Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a little lift and it is one of your duties to provide it. * Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. * Gather up school books, papers, toys etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables. * During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and start a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you immense personal satisfaction. * Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces, comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. * Be happy to see him. * Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. * Listen to him. You may a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. * Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. * Your goal: To make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where you husband can renew himself in body and spirit. * Don't greet him with complaints and problems. * Don't complain if he's home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he may have gone through that day. * Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie down on the bed. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. * Arrange his pillows and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. * Don't ask him questions about his actions, or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. * A good wife always knows her place. If any of you married guys allow your wife to read this, your time on earth is limited.

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12-17-2005, 08:28 AM	#2
JohnRobHolmes owner, Holmes Hobbies LLC Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Volt up! Gear down! Posts: 20,290	Thanks for that Madcrate. I was raised in the south, and that's not too far from how the old south family is. Only a few generations back we had "servants" and "full time help". My father and brother still expect the woman to keep a perfect house for the breadwinner. I see more of an equal share in things, but that list is still funny.

12-17-2005, 08:29 AM	#3
JasonInAugusta 06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill Posts: 11,361	Good stuff.

12-17-2005, 08:39 AM	#4
RodyRazorBackc5 Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2005 Location: United States Of America Posts: 157	My girlfriend says

12-17-2005, 11:46 AM	#5
RIPPER357 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 43	On what planet do you find a woman that will do this? It has to be ALOT farther than Venus...

12-17-2005, 01:37 PM	#6
JohnRobHolmes owner, Holmes Hobbies LLC Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Volt up! Gear down! Posts: 20,290	It's called the boonies, where electricity just came in the 70's and she has no choice because her husband likes the bottle.

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