Poems About ILRCRC(thx microgoat)

[Xtremekrawler8]

Microgoat egged me on to post this one up.

Heres mine-
ILRCRC on boats-
can you actually take it off jumps?

My response.
swear to god.
ILRCRC has got to be the stupidest person out here on the board
"can you actually take it off jumps?"
i think not :rolleyes:
unless boat have wheels now.
dont give me the stuff about the amphibous cars.
just boats in general. or wheels on the trailer :rolleyes:

Lets hear what you got.
nate

[DUDE]

I don't know what is dumber, a poem that is not a poem or ??

I am at a loss here. :neutral:

[radishkid]

I can see why Micro would not want to post that himself. It is a bit lame, even for free verse. Besides, the kid isn't half as bad as he used to be. He's grown a bit of a skin, so what if he's talking about jumping an RC boat?

[ILoveRCRockCrawlin]

YES!!! i finally made it into a thread name. Well you can take jetskis of of jumps, so i wasnt sure about boats.

and you think im stupid? you made a poem that doesn't rhyme.

[ILoveRCRockCrawlin]

Wait Wait Wait! you been talking **** about me behind my back! You all better shut the f*ck up. you all know my reputation about this kinda sh!t!!!!!!





nah just playin. i find it kinda funny

[badtodabone]

Originally Posted by ILoveRCRockCrawlin

Wait Wait Wait! you been talking **** about me behind my back! You all better shut the f*ck up. you all know my reputation about this kinda sh!t!!!!!!





nah just playin. i find it kinda funny

wow your a tuff ***

"arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded"

[ILoveRCRockCrawlin]

Originally Posted by badtodabone

wow your a tuff ***

"arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded"

did you see where i said i was just kidding?

looks like youre the one trying to be the tuff ***

[syco133]

I vote we put bend for the bone and Ilove rcrockcrawlin in a boat and jump it I have saw a buddy jump his traxxas villian before but it didnt like it at all neither did the duck

[microgoat]

-ILRCRC Is God-
a poem by microgoat


ILRCRC, lead us to the light
Show us how to fabricate
Teach us wrong from right

A 17-inch TLT,
A Jeep by Power Wheels,
ILRCRC builds, and RCC's mind reels

He sets the shining standard
Against which all are judged,
Some say he's brilliant, some say he's fudged.

Lead us by example
Be our guiding star
put Kongs on your Nylint, or on your touring car.

His guidance is remarkable,
I'll show you how it works:
If you have a problem, think about the little jerk.

Just ask yourself the question,
What would ILRCRC do?
And then you do the opposite, to get the answer true.

[radishkid]

Originally Posted by ILoveRCRockCrawlin

ok heres my bad boy



and heres brandons (ilovercrockcrawlingII)



his has underglow on it too along with a bunch of other flashing lights like a flashing amber colored one its soo kool. we use it to haul the trailer around when we go crawling out in the woods behind his house

Ok, so much for standing up for the kid. I couldn't forget about his lawn mower post...

I go by ILRCRC, but it's not my real name,
Not what my poor mom and dad gave me,
Oh no, they couldn't stand the shame. <------(tell it like it is brother)

My hands they are clammy,
As I drive white knuckled with fear,
I'm a rock racing biatch,
With my TLT in high gear. <--------(With Maxx wheels and like a 20" wheelbase)

I'm cruzin for the ladies
.....in my hooked up Jeep,
Nevermind that its a powerwheels,
I picked up from behind the trash heap. <--------(remember that?)

When I'm not bumpin' with my 2 watt amp,
I'm taking my mod 70% Craftsman crawler,
Up my fly homemade RTI ramp. <-------(see above)

Talkin' bout jumpin' some ramp with a boat,
...Word,
But that don't fly on this crawler site,
Or at least not with Microgoat.

Badger still loves to hate me,
And now some guy called Stu, <-----------(that's Micro)
I sit in front of the monitor with tears in my eyes,
But I know what to do!

I'll squint at RCC holiday avatars,
Taken from magazine issues,
Massage my pride,
And reach for some tissues...
.
.
.
A poem in slant rhyme and 3-4-3 iambic pentameter.

(no, not really)

[Madcratebuilder]

You guys should be published. LMAO!

[microgoat]

There's worse retards than ILRCRC on RCC.


-an ILRCRC haiku-
by microgoat

not the brightest bulb
on the RCC tree, no
but he makes me laugh


that about sums it up.

[FrankyRizzo]

Can we throw some in about Nova and his Mom's bumpin stereo?

[gregrocks90046]

alright, i'll give it a shot-


ILRCRC is something else,
but alas, he's not alone.
badtodabone and nd4spdh are challengers to the throne.

badtodabone likes to crawl in parking lots,
nd4spdh likes to crawl on brick walls.
neither of them mighty enough to make ILRCRC fall!

"how will i get to the comp this weekend?"
"mommy won't give me the keys!"
all the more reason to stay home and fabricate some more cheese.

ILRCRC, badtodabone and nd4spdh,
your brilliance will never fade.
all of us have to remember,
you guys are from the diaper brigade.

[TwistedXT]

Originally Posted by microgoat

Lead us by example
Be our guiding star
put Kongs on your Nylint, or on your touring car.

thats pretty good ... im sorry but that was pretty funny.

[TwistedXT]

Originally Posted by radishkid

s,
Massage my pride,
And reach for some tissues...

WAYYYY TO MUCH INFO MAN

[mike]

Originally Posted by gregrocks90046

alright, i'll give it a shot-


ILRCRC is something else,
but alas, he's not alone.
badtodabone and nd4spdh are challengers to the throne.

badtodabone likes to crawl in parking lots,
nd4spdh likes to crawl on brick walls.
neither of them mighty enough to make ILRCRC fall!

"how will i get to the comp this weekend?"
"mommy won't give me the keys!"
all the more reason to stay home and fabricate some more cheese.

ILRCRC, badtodabone and nd4spdh,
your brilliance will never fade.
all of us have to remember,
you guys are from the diaper brigade.

LMAO, Brings a tear to my eye!!!

[microgoat]

I'll post one up about Nova later on, I'll call it Bumpin' My Mom.

[ILoveRCRockCrawlin]

Originally Posted by TwistedXT

thats pretty good ... im sorry but that was pretty funny.

yeah that is a good one.

[nd4spdbh]

Originally Posted by badtodabone

wow your a tuff ***

"arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded"

NOW THATS SOME FUNNY ****... time to add to sig