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01-26-2010, 06:42 PM | #1 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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| Country songs from RCC threads...
Hello all I'm Jeffrey, father of Bracey, and I have been working with Broken Porch Records (a country music lable) on a new record. Basicly I have composed country songs based on the sad sad stories I have gotten here off RCC... Long story short Broken Porch Records says my songs are the saddest country songs ever and the record will be an instant hit! I would like to thank each and every one of you that has posted up these sad sob stories (you know who you are). Keep an ear out for "My Trailer House Burns Just Like My Weiner", as it will be on the top 20 pretty soon. They are wanting to release "A Fluffy Boy Can Survive On Scamed Handouts" as a follow up. Please post ideas or links for anymore great ideas BD |
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01-26-2010, 06:47 PM | #2 |
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01-26-2010, 06:47 PM | #3 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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Almost forgot "I Aint Gonna Strap My Lobster Skinned Baby In My Rig While Crawling, No Mo"... and "I'm The Whitest Darky You'll Never See"... and "My Momma Let's Me Bump But MY Daddy Don't Like It"... Last edited by braceysdad; 01-26-2010 at 06:50 PM. |
01-26-2010, 06:48 PM | #4 |
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Now that's funny right there. |
01-26-2010, 06:49 PM | #5 |
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What about "A Little Mud Rubbed On My Rustler"?
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01-26-2010, 06:52 PM | #6 |
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01-26-2010, 06:55 PM | #7 |
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One of my all time favorites... "Just Because I Drive A Yellow Jeep Don't Mean I'm Going All Broke Back Mountain" |
01-26-2010, 06:56 PM | #8 |
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| sweet, about time a new country star emerges. sound like some great songs too boot. cant wait!!! |
01-26-2010, 06:57 PM | #9 |
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01-26-2010, 06:57 PM | #10 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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What about "Who, WHo, Who likes my antics"
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01-26-2010, 06:59 PM | #11 |
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Can't forget "I'm a grumpy bastard Baldwin from Cali"...
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01-26-2010, 06:59 PM | #12 |
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01-26-2010, 07:01 PM | #13 |
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01-26-2010, 07:05 PM | #14 |
Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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My all time favorite "My Momma Took All My Money And Poked Her Finger In My Eye"
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01-26-2010, 07:08 PM | #15 |
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A b-side classic.."Alll meh wrodiy fiends ar ileterite"
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01-26-2010, 07:11 PM | #16 |
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"Whut Body Should I Run On My Axial" "I Like Starting Useless Threads Because It Builds My Post Count" both classics |
01-26-2010, 07:22 PM | #17 |
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01-26-2010, 07:23 PM | #18 |
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Don't forget, "Yall aint lived till ya have motor boated Joe!" |
01-26-2010, 07:30 PM | #19 |
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Ooooo... "That's Not A Tear In MY Natty Ice Beer, I Peed In It So It Would Taste Better"! |
01-26-2010, 07:31 PM | #20 |
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