First thing you do when you wake up

[EeePee]

Two snoozes. Then I pee. Then brush my teeth. Then change into the work clothes, then head out.

Nine minutes later I'm in the car heading to work.

You?

[johnnyh66]

pee, shit, shower, dress, walk the dogs, feed the dogs, make sure the kid is actually awake and getting ready for school, walk a half mile to the train, board train... back to sleep

[slowlearner]

i usually wake up feelling a little teste, then i'm happy for a while

[robmob]

Up at 5:00am
Crapper
Shower
Brush Teeth
Get Dressed
Pack Lunch
Off to Work

45 Minutes

[BEELZEBOB]

Originally Posted by slowlearner

i usually wake up feelling a little teste, then i'm happy for a while

if you woke up at my house i wouldn't let you near my BIG testes....

I usually try to roll the girl over..... (she's 50/50 @ 6:30.)

then I poop.

Shower, dress, go get coffee and get to work @ 7:15ish.

[2500hdon37s]

wake up at 6:50
lay there for 5min and check the phone
get dressed
brush teeth
comb hair
take a leak
7-7:05 im in the truck and off to school

[DonsATV]

Up @ 3:30am
Pee
Walk the puppy
Shower
Catch up on RCC
Get dressed
Head out for work between 4:30 - 5:00am

[team3six]

Pop open the Juggs magazine, wack it, crack a red bull open and sniff 5 chopped up excedrine migranes.











Seriously though













Shit-Shower-Shave, out the door to work or work on my RC's
But its one red bull and I take 2 Excedrine Migranes and 3 Advil. Being OLD SUCKS when you need to keep up with the rest of the world

[Krawler Konceptz]

Wake up...let kids out of their room...turn on Video...crawl back to bed..."get it on like Donkey Kong", get the misters lunch made...kids breaky then onto the RCC orders while kids have play time

[djjiz]

Wake up when I want.
Check rcc for sale section.
Check rcc regional (mn)
Check craigslist electronics section.
Answer emails.
Check favstar.fm/ twitter.
Play a round of Words With Friends.
Piss.
Shower.
Coffee.
Relax unti 3pm'ish and then play table tennis.
Crawl if I get the call.
Repeat.

[Mayhem Eng.]

open eyes ( I find this step works well)
Up at 5:10 am
pee/shit
shower
get dressed
head to the shop 6:00 am

Gotta love it.......

[Mr.Slave]

right now its
alarm 6:11 am
check phone while on shitter
get dressed make coffee and cereal
leave for work at 650 get to work at 5 after 7

when Im blasting its pretty much the same only an hour earlier.

[helhedded]

Originally Posted by Krawler Konceptz

.turn on Video...crawl back to bed..."get it on like Donkey Kong",

alarm goes off at 6:30am
two snoozies
do work in the bathroom and check emails thanks for the term Shane
shower
let my girl pit outside
get dressed
let her back in and wipe those paws!
step in the back yard for a breath of fresh air
kiss the GF
Out the door at 7:45ish

[92PathSE]

Alarm goes off at 7:30 blasting Yes and Rush
Sports Center Top 10
Do work

[Duuuuuuuude]

Get up between 7 and 8:30. Shuffle around, piss, grab some juice from the fridge. Have a smoke, shuffle back in, check emails and voicemails. Gather my clothes, shit, shower, have another smoke. Return phonecalls, make appointments, hit the road.

[dieselfuel]

wake up somewhere between 3 and 4pm, grab my phone to check for messages etc, pee, brush my teeth, put my contacts in, run some errands or just sit on the couch til the wife gets home, eat dinner with her, head to work at 7pm.

[cartronicshn]

Wake up at 5:00 a.m. , take a crap, brush my teeth shower and get into work clothes, get my 6 yro (fed and school uniform on) ready for the school bus to pick him up, wake the mrs. at around 7:00 ,leave the house at 7:50, drop of my 18 month princess at my inlaws, drop of the wifey at 8:15 and at my bussiness at 8:30 a.m.

[Szczerba]

Get out of bed at 6:45am
Wake up my dog (Bear the Spanador), he's lazy, put his collar on
Put contacts in, add some de-funk juice to the pits, brush teefs, clothes on,
Make coffee,
stare at my wife's boob's for a bit
Give Bear the Spanador a treat
On the road by 7:10am
Coffee is doin' it's thing while driving, first good bowel movement at the office facilities.

[neillarson]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

pee, shit, shower, dress, walk the dogs, feed the dogs, make sure the kid is actually awake and getting ready for school, walk a half mile to the train, board train... back to sleep

Haha, sounds like me. S,S,S, grab a bite, short drive to the train and then a little over an hour nap and a short walk to the Chase Tower.

[CmdrZod]

Phone rings... (2 hour call)
answer phone
get told where and when I need to be for work,
tell wifey where and when
set alarm clock,
go back to sleep
wake up hour later
piss
brush teeth
get dressed
pack lunch
drive to work
put up with dumb people for the next 8-12 hours
life on the rail road,
with a phone up your a$$