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06-17-2011, 11:47 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rapid City
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Why are you looking up here, the joke is in your hand. Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to crap but only farted. Don't put your cig butts in our urinals and we won't pee in your ashtray. For a good time call _____(insert your ex's number here). |
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06-18-2011, 01:15 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Canada
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This is a tee pee to take a pee pee not a wigwam to beat your tom tom and.... If your looking way up here your chit must feel real good |
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06-18-2011, 03:53 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Minnesota
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He who writes on shithouse walls, Rolls his shit in tiny balls. He who reads these words of whit, Eats these tiny balls of shit. |
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06-18-2011, 07:35 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chico now
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In a construction crapper, on the T.P. dispenser............. Free Mexican baby pictures, wipe to develop. |
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06-18-2011, 08:18 AM
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| Built, not bought   Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gresham
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You forgot the second part.  Quote:
Flush twice,it's a long ways to RCTRUX's house. | |
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06-18-2011, 08:27 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Knee deep in a creek with a fish on the line
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Here I sit both cheeks flexin, just gave birth to another Texan I f@@ked your mother Go home dad you are drunk |
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06-18-2011, 08:30 AM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Green Bay
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Here I come to sit and think..... And all I do is shit and stink.... |
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06-18-2011, 09:37 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Salem,Oregon
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Some come to sit and think some come to shit and stink and some come to scratch there balls and read the crap on the walls |
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06-18-2011, 09:43 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hoosick Falls
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On apposing walls: shithouse tennis look left shithouse tennis look right |
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06-18-2011, 09:54 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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06-18-2011, 10:15 AM
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| Scale Detail Engineering Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Turtle Island
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Why is this toilet papaer like John Wayne? It's rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone! |
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06-18-2011, 10:17 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Viroqua
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Congrats, You took the Browns to the Superbowl!
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06-18-2011, 10:42 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Detroit
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Those are poems...this is graffiti:    |
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06-18-2011, 11:31 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rapid City
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[QUOTE=62PYRO;3146970]You forgot the second part. I dindn't even know there was a second part. Now I do.  HHHMMM, sh*thouse bacon? |
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06-18-2011, 12:43 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seattle
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06-18-2011, 01:41 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: N. California
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If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage.
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06-18-2011, 01:59 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The "Nanny" State
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On a sign above the urinal... "We aim to please. You aim too, Please!"  |
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06-18-2011, 02:06 PM
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| Hell's Gnome Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm mean because you're stupid.
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Here I sit in mystic vapor For in this stall there is no paper I'll be damed is I sit and linger Look out a$$hole, here comes my finger! |
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06-18-2011, 02:13 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hallsville, Tx
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If you tinkle and you sprinkle, Be a sweetie wipe the seatie. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, So... throw me down, and tie me up and show me that you like me. Here I sit I'm at a loss Trying to shit out taco sauce I know I'm gonna drop a load I only hope I don't explode A womans ass and a wine glass will leave a man scratching a broke ass. WHY LOOK HERE-THE JOKES IN YOUR HAND here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted then one day I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants OSHA regulation 42-2 : All turds over 6" must be hand lowered. Last edited by jwalker; 06-18-2011 at 02:15 PM. |
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06-18-2011, 04:42 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pasadena
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"Metallica Rules! Metallica Sucks! F### You!" I'm just wondering why so many people shit with pens. Why don't I have a pen, cause "Toy Story 2 was okay". |
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