I think my GF is cheating....

[aiden102408]

Your friend gets paid for all the work he does around your house by your gf
Nothing is free
If i were you I would prolly kick his ass and kick her ass out the house



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[k9popo]

Well DJ if you could "really" take care of business I, I mean "Ralph" wouldn't have to...

[johnnyh66]

CC is the new RD... No respect I tell ya!

[505tj]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

Is Ralph hiring?

This made me laugh!

[badhoopty]

you THINK you gf is cheating?...

catching your friend twice in the bathroom when you come home early, and the pants and underwear on the floor in another room. she said she was sleeping and doesnt remember going to bed with her panties off?

your gf IS cheating.

[skerb]

Obvious troll is obvious

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[johnnyh66]

Originally Posted by badhoopty

you THINK you gf is cheating?...
your gf IS cheating.

Nahhh, don't you believe them CC!
I think you should go out and buy her the biggest diamond ring you can afford. Hell, sell your rc's and helicopter, car, tv, stereo, the shirt off your back... give blood... max out your credit cards... what ever it takes!
That lil' lady of yours deserves the best

[team3six]

Is this Ralph? 1:52 is when DJ walks in

[crawlhog]

open your eyes dude , shes paying him with sex. shes nude in bed and hes nude in your Bath room. of course hes fixing shit for free cause hes gets some benefits when hes done

[Mariner]

Originally Posted by crunky

pee in her bum...
if ralph drinks it out he can stay.

Ralph must have a woman in his life? Wife, gf, mother, grandmother.
Pee in her bum

[Illeagle]

Its obvious you love her very much and it looks like its time for you to give her a gift. If I were you it would be THIS ONE.....

[DiggyStyle]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

He fixes stuff around the house. My dishwasher broke one time and he fixed it for free. My garage door broke one time and he fixed it for free. Basically, anything that needs fixing in my house he fixes for free, then my GF gives him a nice warm meal. He never charges me...dunno why?

Because it sounds like your GF is taking care of the payment plan. Of course she won't admit it, especially if you had planned to marry her, why would she ruin that? It won't change after you're married though, that's for sure. If it were me, I'm afraid her ass would have to 'kick rocks' to the curb! And I woulda put his lights out the first time. Some 'friend'!

[tom@vp]

you could see if he will do you lawn and weeds too..

[braceysdad]

Originally Posted by tom@vp

you could see if he will do you lawn and weeds too..

Oh, you mean the rest of the landscaping...

DJ, your half black, claim his kids on your taxes

[ColquittCustom405]

Well thanks for all the comments guys. And for all the shit-filled penis jerks that were making fun go SCREW!

I think I'm gonna use ralphs alarm clock he brought over a few weeks ago and put one of them microfone chip things in it and listen to it and see if he is taking her panties off again. I not following you guys on the whole prego thing. How long does sperm stay in a vagina until it makes a baby child? I'm assuming not long. I don't think shes cheating and I dont knot think the baby child aint mine neither. I know its is. I believe her.

As four Ralph, that low life sumbitch is and will get kicked to the curb if I catch him in my bathroom two more times!!

[badger]

Can you PM me your girl's #? Taco's are my favorite and would love to try hers!

[crunky]

not for nothing any girl that massages tacos is cool in my book.

just saying.

[braceysdad]

Do you have Ralphs number? I have an extra GoPro that would love to send him... I just love those POV movies

All kidding aside DJ I'm going come right out and say it... Sounds like theres a craka in da wood pile! By cracka I mean Ralph (how many brothers do you know named Ralph), and by in I mean inside and by woodpile I mean your girls labia (minora and majora)

[johnnyh66]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

As four Ralph, that low life sumbitch is and will get kicked to the curb if I catch him in my bathroom two more times!!

Hey man, that'll never happen... but if it does, I can be the new FixIt Man
I have a real big hammer, what I nail, stays nailed... see, less visits = more time for the 2 of ya to spend together.

[DRV KRAWLER]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Well thanks for all the comments guys. And for all the shit-filled penis jerks that were making fun go SCREW!

I think I'm gonna use ralphs alarm clock he brought over a few weeks ago and put one of them microfone chip things in it and listen to it and see if he is taking her panties off again. I not following you guys on the whole prego thing. How long does sperm stay in a vagina until it makes a baby child? I'm assuming not long. I don't think shes cheating and I dont knot think the baby child aint mine neither. I know its is. I believe her.

As four Ralph, that low life sumbitch is and will get kicked to the curb if I catch him in my bathroom two more times!!

WHAT ? ? ? Two more times ? ? ?
Hell I would kick his a$$ for you, just because you don't want too.