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Old 06-21-2012, 12:23 AM   #1
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Very good, I guess it tastes like rubber chicken.
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:11 AM   #3
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How is it none of them have seen this before when most of it is made there?
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:16 AM   #4
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you sure they didnt pull the case off a Fleshlight..........
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:25 AM   #5
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double sided eh?
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:31 AM   #6
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That's pretty damn funny! Certainly don't eat any Chinese food from that village!
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:32 AM   #7
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I think that's my ex girlfriend.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:38 AM   #8
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I think that's my ex girlfriend.
You know one of those guys is standing there thinking how the fawk am I gonna get that back without getting caught.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:51 AM   #9
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You know one of those guys is standing there thinking how the fawk am I gonna get that back without getting caught.
Probably 2 guys thinking that actually. They could probably both fit, one on each end.
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Probably 2 guys thinking that actually. They could probably both fit, one on each end.


My wife asked how they didn't realize what it was and I told her the holes where to big.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:03 AM   #11
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Long Duck Dong had siamese twins.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:54 AM   #12
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that really looks like a sex toy. could be if you were in an underdeveloped area and didnt know about them you could find one and think it was something else i guess.

it even has like... lips and stuff...
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:08 PM   #13
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Um....it is a sex toy. That's why it's funny.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:13 PM   #14
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My wife asked how they didn't realize what it was and I told her the holes where to big.
Haha!

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Long Duck Dong had siamese twins.
Half of the people here wont get that reference....
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Haha!


Half of the people here wont get that reference....
automobile? vrrmmmmmm vrrrmmmmmm scrrrrreeetch, lake. big lake.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:26 PM   #16
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You think there's creamsumyungguy in that "chinese mushroom"?
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:45 PM   #17
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automobile? vrrmmmmmm vrrrmmmmmm scrrrrreeetch, lake. big lake.
No more yanky my wanky!
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thanks for loaning me the donger.
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Old 06-21-2012, 03:53 PM   #20
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Donger neeeed foooood!

my favorite is:
[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]
Long Duk Dong: Okay. I'm comin'.
[opens closet door]
Long Duk Dong: Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. Okay.
[opens front door, screams and shuts door]
Long Duk Dong: Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.
Jake: You grabbed my nuts.
Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?
Jake: Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.
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