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08-28-2006, 10:17 PM | #1 |
R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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....to screw in a light bulb???? - - - HOW MANY FORUM MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB????? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 idiot from Iowa to argue if the lightbulb is a ricer lightbulb or not. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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08-28-2006, 10:19 PM | #2 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA
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You forgot somethings. 1 to make it a sticky 1 to unsticky it and 1 to lock it. |
08-28-2006, 10:23 PM | #3 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2005 Location: omaha
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" 1 idiot from Iowa to argue if the lightbulb is a ricer lightbulb or not." |
08-28-2006, 10:25 PM | #4 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA
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Oh one more thing. Should we use 100w or 60w and save money? Should we buy them in a pack of 4 or just buy one? Or should we buy the cool ones that have a 10yr warranty.
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08-28-2006, 10:34 PM | #5 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Under the 4444
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Don't you have a "to do list" that needs attention? |
08-28-2006, 10:43 PM | #6 | |
R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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08-28-2006, 10:46 PM | #7 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas
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1 dillweed to post a poll whether the bulb is Gay or French Canadian.
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08-28-2006, 11:40 PM | #8 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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Jason,you need help.
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08-28-2006, 11:54 PM | #9 | |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: in the basment with a box of chocolate
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08-29-2006, 12:03 AM | #10 |
06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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1 to say "Fawk the light bulb. It needed to die." 13 to say "This has been asked before, use the search!" |
08-29-2006, 01:53 AM | #11 |
Nope.. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Whiteland, Indiana
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All 78 posters to debate which lightbulb is the best. White, soft white, flourecent (sp?), cool blue..........
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08-29-2006, 04:27 AM | #12 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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1 moderator to tell a member to stick the light bulb where the sun don't shine...
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08-29-2006, 06:47 AM | #13 | ||
RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SERCRC
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1 dumbass to reply back with nothing but a LOL smiley! Quote:
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08-29-2006, 07:00 AM | #14 | |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bryant, AR
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15 to argue that many of the so called "American" lightbulbs are made in another country. 1 Iowa'n to make a poll to decide which wattage is better. | |
08-29-2006, 11:14 AM | #15 |
I joined the Band! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati
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| http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/wwg...earchIndexId=0 In case you want another source for bulbs.... I use them... they tend to be best with the selection |
08-29-2006, 11:22 AM | #16 | |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas
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08-29-2006, 11:29 AM | #17 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: B.C. Canada
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2 memebers to ask for pics of the mountings and pics with the bulb out, plus overall measurements and complete parts list with numbers.
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08-29-2006, 11:29 AM | #18 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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^^ Don't forget the 3-4 people who will make the exact same light bulb after being given that. You know, I JUST bought 2 4 packs of lightbulbs last night. The bathroom is finally too dark to see in the morning with only one bulb lit. |
08-29-2006, 03:17 PM | #19 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Harlem
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1 engineer to tell all of you that you are wrong. and 1 to ask this ridiculous question |
08-29-2006, 04:54 PM | #20 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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1 to post pics of an old lightbulb he's restored, preferably in another thread that only mentions light bulbs in passing. 2 to post pics of boobies. 1 to post a completely illegible reply about buds, not bulbs. 10 more to flame away at Blazed for doing that. 2 half-wit kids to bring a stupid personal argument into the thread. 3 n00bs to start new threads about changing light bulbs once the original thread reaches 15 pages, usually on the same day. |
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