Who says Okies are dumb

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election... While everyone is focusing on Arizona ’s new law, look what Oklahoma h...as been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...!
Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. . This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.
More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again.

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But....
Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers’ license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

Got to love the simple ways of the redneck.

[dezfan]

Strong state government is what the founders intended.

Good to see them tell the Federal gov to **** off.

[BigSki]

I'm liking what I'm reading.

And, for the record- FAWK pelosi !!!!

[4VRYNG]

Wish I was an Okie.

[jetboat]

I want out of Il sooooooo bad!

[drywallguy]

That's all fine and well but I'm still glad I'm not an Okie!

[Duuuuuuuude]

Another important Oklahoma law...

Whalling is illegal.

Another...

Up until 2006, so were tattoos.


Just throwing that out there...

[Duuuuuuuude]

One more...

More than three dogs cannot congregate on private property at one time without a permit signed by the mayor.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by ROCKEDUP RICKY

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol.

Close, but not entirely true. A monument resembling the 10 commandments was placed near the Capitol Building in the State Capitol Park. It was installed by an entrance that is normally closed to pedestrian traffic, so anyone who wants to see it has to walk around the building to get to it.


Also, several words that were carved into the granite slab were misspelled and nobody noticed until the monument was already in place.

[RiceBurner]

Oklahoma sounds like a good place to be

[JeremyH]

Yeah, but their 3% beer sucks!!

[RiceBurner]

Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker...

[JeremyH]

It's "Liquor"...

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by JeremyH

It's "Liquor"...

Wrong, you should know better.

"Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor"

Ozzy

[Cypher]

Awesome! Hopefully idaho does the same here soon they said they are seeing what texas, wyoming, and oklahoma is doing and will follow them so we will show obama and the government that they cant mess with our freedom!

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

One more...

More than three dogs cannot congregate on private property at one time without a permit signed by the mayor.

If you were a Okie, you'd know there's a good reason for it.

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Close, but not entirely true. A monument resembling the 10 commandments was placed near the Capitol Building in the State Capitol Park. It was installed by an entrance that is normally closed to pedestrian traffic, so anyone who wants to see it has to walk around the building to get to it. They put in a new sidewalk because everyone was cutting across the grass to see it.


Also, several words that were carved into the granite slab were misspelled and nobody noticed until the monument was already in place.

The only people that noticed the misspelled words weren't Okies, cause thats how wes spellsit.

[Tuffguy]

In Arkiekansasaw it is still legal to beat your wife on the first tuesday of the month in your front yard in public view with a stick no longer than your wrist to elbow! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[boosted4lyf]

Ricky I just realized your sig has 1/2 a grand kid

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by Tuffguy

In Arkiekansasaw it is still legal to beat your wife on the first tuesday of the month in your front yard in public view with a stick no longer than your wrist to elbow! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Well, that's just common sense...



Of course, I'm not nearly afraid of the legal repercussions as I am of my wife, so its a non issue anyway.

[NoobCrawler]

Originally Posted by ROWDY RACING

Wrong, you should know better.

"Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor"

Ozzy

Um...no. I'm with Jeremy. It's wine-fine/liquor-quicker, see it rhymes.