09-08-2006, 11:05 PM | #1 |
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| Buffalo theory
I don't know how many of you have seen this before, but my grandpa just sent it to me. I had read it along time ago and forgot how funny it is. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When predators approach the herd, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain as a unit can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. |
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09-08-2006, 11:14 PM | #2 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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Damn, I haven't had a Beer in months! No wonder I'm so dum! |
09-08-2006, 11:16 PM | #3 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Eastern WA
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i dink ur smrtr den me dazfen
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09-08-2006, 11:18 PM | #4 | |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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09-08-2006, 11:22 PM | #5 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Eastern WA
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Really? You got a damn smart dog, because I am a 4.1 gpa student My dog is so fawking dumb we got it from the pound, it runs into the sliding door when you let it out/in!! lmao |
09-08-2006, 11:56 PM | #6 |
RCC Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Auburn, WA
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You can't have a 4.1 numb nuts, 4.0 is it. Unless they give you uber extra credit in your tard classes. I think the frog that lives under my deck is smarter than you.
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09-08-2006, 11:57 PM | #7 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Eastern WA
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lol take a joke Corey Jr. and I know people with 114% grades so shut up!
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09-09-2006, 01:00 AM | #8 | |
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Yep, my little brother got some ungodly percentage in a few classes. He's a smart little sh!t. My mom was telling me about it a little before he went on summer vacation. He got like a 132% in Calculus or something. I barely passed Algebra. Quote:
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09-09-2006, 08:08 AM | #9 | |
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09-09-2006, 10:22 AM | #10 | |
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09-09-2006, 01:57 PM | #11 |
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I have a 4.8, but here we go by a 5 point scale -Dalton |
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