Grocery Hole...

[Dostradamas]

Originally Posted by Cordwood

I'd bet

It was your choice of words that caught my eye.
Bet
Bet
Bet

is all I heard.
No wife here, I traded her in for a 1:10 crawler

[SINister]

Originally Posted by Dostradamas

I have heard that my whole life.
Heroin - no need to try
Meth Amphetamine - no need to try
PCP - no need to try
Bungee jumping - no need to try.
injecting LSD into my eyeball - no need to try
anal sex - no need to try
motorcycle above 60mph - no need to try
gasoline/ antifreeze cocktail - no need
auto erotic asphyxiation - no need
opiates - no need
freezing beer so you can draw & inject nearly pure alcohol - no need
Prince Albert (any body mutilation for ascetics for that matter) -no need
These have all been offered up with your exact "don't knock it......"
I am not knocking these things, simply stating IMO the risk is greater than the reward so I choose not to take the risk.

Sure when I am in a pissed/suicidal mood I do things before the logical portion of my brain can chime in, but thats not what we are talking about is it?

motorcycle over 60mph? Did you leave the 1 off the front by mistake?

[Dostradamas]

Originally Posted by SINister

motorcycle over 60mph? Did you leave the 1 off the front by mistake?

no, I understand physics & have had many scooter fatalities close in my life.
I am a pu$$ when it comes to motorcycles
Worse than the ones that died for me are the ones still alive & maimed.
When you grow up around Hells Angles & Gypsy Jokers you tend to have baggage.

[OTHGbronco82]

Originally Posted by isyeskeert

All this talk.... I am the only one that made it.

I'm sorry, it's kinda hard to rotate my hand around and still keep a decent pace without cramping up.

[braceysdad]

bump...

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

bump...

So did you ever **** her in the turd cutter or what?

[braceysdad]

Originally Posted by ROWDY RACING

So did you ever **** her in the turd cutter or what?

As per the friggin awesome pm I received, I'm in the planning stages now.

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

As per the friggin awesome pm I received, I'm in the planning stages now.

[Dostradamas]

I love it when a plan comes together.

I would like to extend my appreciation to Bracysdad for introducing the newest (& funniest) office code joke since the "Shocker Two in the pink, one in the stink."

[braceysdad]

As always, glad that I could be of service...

[ROWDY RACING]

Team grocery hole...

[Hounddad]

[QUOTE=Dostradamas;4366681]I knew a guy that asked this very question to his significant other (female.)
Her response was "Only if I can give it to you the same way."


I worked with a guy that had this situation also, he pondered it for a week or so then showed up at work and said, "Well, I did it and then she did, and it wasn't that bad."

My only thought was, why would you share that with anyone?

[SINister]

pics of your UTI or it didn't happen

[Dostradamas]

Originally Posted by SINister

pics of your UTI or it didn't happen

Your screen name fits

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by SINister

pics of your UTI or it didn't happen

As long as you piss afterwards your good.

[BLKXJ 96]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

I don't think this thread is about what I think it is about.

Same here. I clicked thinking I could get a deal on Poptarts from an online grocery store......Turns out to be a questionnaire about fudge sickles.