To laugh, or not to laugh....

[isyeskeert]

I travel all over East and middle Tennessee, as well as North Georgia, and Alabama. My work van developed a flat.... The only tire shop that was nearby was one of those $15 used tire, any tire places. Seeing as my spare was at atmosphere pressure too, this was my only choice!

I walked down and looked for ANY available 16.5 inch tire that I could find.

The old guy was toothless, old, and skinny. We walked through his mosquito infested yard to search for my tire. There it is! My tire!

I grab it up! I am so excited! I roll it out, the old man is in my way. He just stands there....

He musters up a fart. It is one of those bubble gum farts, just kinda blows up and pops. It was SO fawking funny!!! I stood there, dying inside. Moments go by, even minutes, it is eating me alive! I wanna laugh SO BAD!!! Keep in mind that this man and his tire are the only thing standing between me and home, I am AFRAID to laugh!

He and his toothless mouth says, "Liftoff."

Oh my gawd, I lost it! I rolled in the aisle. I kicked and I giggled, maybe even farted myself!

The old man loved it! I got the tire for $10 and made it home!

[ROWDY RACING]

Never hold in a laugh, trust a fart, or waste a boner.

[big dude]

one of them farts you can almost taste ? I think we all been there.

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by ROWDY RACING

Never hold in a laugh, trust a fart, or waste a boner.

If it dont pay the rent, ya gotta let it out.

[THUNDER PRO]

Depends,were you upwind or down wind?

[alabamaman]

I have the same problem every time I go to the bathroom at wallmart. With out fail I hear an old man in a stall , blowing out his O ring. It is all I can do to not pee all over from laughing so hard.

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

...every time I go to the bathroom at wallmart.

This occurs often?

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

I have the same problem every time I go to the bathroom at wallmart. With out fail I hear an old man in a stall , blowing out his O ring. It is all I can do to not pee all over from laughing so hard.

Originally Posted by JeremyH

This occurs often?

I try to stay away from Walmart, especially the bathroom in Walmart.

[alabamaman]

Originally Posted by JeremyH

This occurs often?

At least one time a week , one seven year old and one ten year old. I have to go into the bathroom with them , you ever see some of the people in wallmart ? SCARY!

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

...one seven year old and one ten year old...

No further explanation necessary.

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

you ever see some of the people in wallmart ? SCARY!

Yes that's why I avoid that place at all cost.

[Postclanker]

Sorry, there is nothing in Wallmart I can't find somewhere else...

Wallmart....the Intigy of discount stores

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by Postclanker

Sorry, there is nothing in Wallmart I can't find somewhere else...

Even the trashy people?

[alabamaman]

If we had a toys r us local , I could put the wallmart behind me. I can not talk either kid into getting what they want off ebay and waiting for a week untill it shows up. They have to do work around the house to earn an allowance . When they get it , they have earned it and most of the time want to go spend it. Although , they are getting to want things that cost more , so they are learning to save up to get them. So less trips to wally world .

[wings_of_fire]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

They have to do work around the house to earn an allowance . When they get it , they have earned it .

You seem to be a much better father.
Richard Bransons father made him work for everything right from childhood, and that's what created his psychology to be a billionaire.

[alabamaman]

Thank you . I am doing this all on the fly. Never had a Father (he was drunk) . So it is all new to me. I try to teach them the lessons that a learned the hard way later in life than I should .
When did we go from funny farts to bringing up kids ? Thank you again.

[Postclanker]

Originally Posted by ROWDY RACING

Even the trashy people?

any discount store....K-Mart, Target...I try to avoid them all...but when You need that scale figure for your scaler....???

what you gonna do ....

[losikid]

Originally Posted by Postclanker

what you gonna do ....

When they come for you?

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by alabamaman

I have the same problem every time I go to the bathroom at wallmart. With out fail I hear an old man in a stall , blowing out his O ring. It is all I can do to not pee all over from laughing so hard.

Never fails, anytime I go to a restaurant and want to get in and wash my hands there is a guy in there who is shitting for the world championship. Breaking world records while I try to hold my breath and scrub my hands.

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by Postclanker

any discount store....K-Mart, Target...I try to avoid them all...but when You need that scale figure for your scaler....???

what you gonna do ....

My job has me in and out of all those places every day. Between a gas station and Target, Target is the Taj Mahal.


As a matter of fact I will head to the Target vs dropping bombs anywhere else if I am more than an hour away from home.