08-07-2013, 01:04 PM | #1 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: roland,ar
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| Dear Becky..LOL
I read this thought id share... A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: “Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I...’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky…………..” The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope…. along with this note: “Dear Becky, I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky” |
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08-07-2013, 01:06 PM | #2 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: thurmont
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| Re: Dear Becky..LOL
thats great |
08-07-2013, 01:10 PM | #3 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: oxford
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| Re: Dear Becky..LOL
That was an AWESOME , way to deal with a ho !
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08-07-2013, 01:28 PM | #4 |
Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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| Re: Dear Becky..LOL
I smell an urban e-legend...
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08-07-2013, 01:32 PM | #5 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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| Re: Dear Becky..LOL
Haha!
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08-07-2013, 01:35 PM | #6 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Ha! Thats a good one.
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08-07-2013, 01:40 PM | #7 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: roland,ar
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08-07-2013, 01:50 PM | #8 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Parker
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Good on him, hope that makes her pucker where the sun don't shine.
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08-07-2013, 02:06 PM | #9 |
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08-07-2013, 02:32 PM | #10 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Simi Valley
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in this tech world we live in now there is a tradition now that takes care of whores like that now...and unfourtunatly the cheating spouse/fiancé'/girlfriend is not an urban legend so when the hoochie posts up naked or provocative pics on sites when they are trolling for some strange while their man is putting his life on the line we spread it around give her name,hometown and what she is doing and say make her famous and just ruin her on every social media we can. current and veteran status alike will do this without hesitation to take care of our brothers. |
08-07-2013, 03:37 PM | #11 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Danish badlands
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Dont get mad, get even |
08-07-2013, 03:55 PM | #12 |
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