Stopmasturbationnow.org

[neillarson]

This is some funny sh!t. Just one of many.

"When Barak Obama signed the 19th Amendment into law few could have seen the unintended disastrous consequences. LIEberal activist judges have taken liberties with this new law imbuing it with rights that were never intended. The 19th Amendment was designed to make female circumcision legal and somehow these hactivist judges have decided it also gives unattractive women the right to masturbate, vote, drive, own property and have sexual congress with other unattractive women. As preached by Brother Lonnie, women are here to give birth to same race children, prepare meals, tend to household chores and bring her same race spouse a beer after a hard day of work. God never intended them to masturbate, vote using their sin caves instead of their lesser brains, cause 99.999% of all car accidents (the other .0001% is caused by men purposefully crashing their car to end their lives because of constant nagging from their non-same race wives) or engage in sexual congress with other unattractive females. Thanks to women voters we now have Gluten intolerance and peanut allergies and a whole generation who doesn’t know who John Wayne is.

As a God fearing, America loving, law abiding citizen, Brother Lonnie has said “NO MORE!”

Today we would like to announce Brother Lonnie’s campaign to repeal the 19th amendment. With Jesus and Brother Lonnie on our side all things are possible. We will begin a lobbying campaign as well as the Council of Morality will step up citizen patrols to harass females attempting to masturbate, vote, drive or purchase property. But we can’t do it without your help. Please consider a donation of any size using the link below and we will return America to her God given glory. Praise!

[gooba]

Its fake. Creative but fake

[The Violator]

The only answer to all the politics in America:

[CmdrZod]

There are things that can't be unseen!!

[Meatwad]

Originally Posted by gooba

Its fake. Creative but fake

Its simply run of the mill trolling.

Originally Posted by The Violator

The only answer to all the politics in America:...

Ya got me, ya got me....

Edit: There's a fully semi auto ar15 giveaway!? I'm in for that cross...

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by gooba

Its fake. Creative but fake

Sadly, in this day and age, it's not far off from what some people in this world believe.....despite the fact that the Bible that many follow and hold as truth tells them many times over to not judge others. Hell, I've seen some posts from users here that aren't far off from that website. People seem to like to condemn others for what they perceive as "wrong" but sure do get pissy when sand is thrown back at them.

"Your" religion is just that.....YOURS. It is perfectly fine that you practice it, but it should not impact the lives of others.....

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by gooba

Its fake. Creative but fake

60-70 years ago it wasn't.



Also: black people used to be slaves.

Also also: the Irish were considered just as much of an inferior race as the blacks.

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

60-70 years ago it wasn't.



Also: black people used to be slaves.

Also also: the Irish were considered just as much of an inferior race as the blacks.

And a movie like this could be made without being sued by 100 different groups for being too sensitive.

[dezfan]

I'm offended! 😤

[Duuuuuuuude]

You're always offended.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

You're always offended.

That's offensive!

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

That's offensive!

I'm offended that you found my comment about you being offended to be offensive!

[dezfan]

That's raaaaaaaacist!

[Duuuuuuuude]

Oh, so we're playing cards now?

[WHITE-TRASH]

I am offensive.



Go fish!

[gooba]

Im offended this thread didn't derail quicker

[Werty Made]

I would hate to see what the outcome of cards against humanity. Played with the people in this thread. Or it would be epic. Tough call.