You might be a hipster if................

[Dostradamas]

You dress like this



You listen to music while sipping you soy mochachino

[Dostradamas]

Your ride may look like this


or this


No hipster can be without a smartphone and groovy retro accessories

[puddin]

I once witness the pefect hipster. He had the beard, flannel shirt, cargo shorts, untied work boots, and playing the banjo while crossing the street. It was just like seeing sasquatch.

[ROWDY RACING]

Ep?

[The Violator]

If I ever saw this in person I do not believe I have the personal willpower to NOT slap him in the back of the head.

[ROWDY RACING]

Originally Posted by The Violator

If I ever saw this in person I do not believe I have the personal willpower to NOT give him head.

Fixed

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by ROWDY RACING

Fixed

Just because you loves you some cockmeat sandwiches, does not mean I do

[ROWDY RACING]

[dezfan]

Seee!

I told you Liberalism made people STOOPID!

[johnnyh66]

Originally Posted by dezfan

Seee!

I told you Liberalism made people STOOPID!

Obsessed much?

[BJoe]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

Obsessed much?

It's Dezfan, isn't that a given?

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

Obsessed much?

[C*H*U*D]

Does everything now turn into a political thread?

I think it's time for another vacation

[badhoopty]

Originally Posted by C*H*U*D

Does everything now turn into a political thread?

I think it's time for another vacation

yeah its pretty ****ing lame.

[K_B]

I found the holy grail of hipster irony. It has all the ingredients. PBR, Beards, tattoos, plaid, beards and rolled up sleeves to show tattoos.

The best part is the look on these guys faces. Which is the realization that in their efforts to look unique, the ended up looking exactly the same and they hate each other for it. It's the same look that women get when they wear the same thing to a party.

[Fly Krisco]

You may be a hipster if you changed your name to Wolf and you ride a fixed gear. Or

1. You get mad when people post videos or articles about played-out trends on your Facebook wall, because people might actually think you still think things like the Harlem Shake are cool.

2. You often find yourself resisting the overwhelming temptation to say “their older albums were better” when people ask you if you’ve heard a cool new song.

3. You judge people for driving.

4. When you read articles about things like gentrification, you get a little knot in your stomach because you know, on some level, it’s referring to you and your friends.

5. That still isn’t going to discourage you from moving to Harlem and/or Bushwick.

6. The most exciting thing that’s happened to you in recent memory is a Trader Joe’s/Whole Foods opening up in your neighborhood, and you kind of don’t care how many row houses were evicted and demolished to put it up.

7. Several of your friends are bartenders at hole-in-the-wall bars, and at least one of them frequently says things along the lines of “Beer is the new wine.”

8. You know what a barista jam is, and have possibly been to one/dated someone who went to one.

9. You get pissed at your local coffee shop for not knowing what a “flat white” is.

[Fly Krisco]

I could go on forever. I have a special place for hipsters. I don't dislike them on sight but I think its funny when someone tries so hard to be different that they wind up looking and acting just like the rest of the people trying to do the same thing.

10. You have gotten so into cycling that the majority of your disposable income now goes into buying new gear for your longer rides and parts for your bike.

11. There is rarely a dinner conversation that goes by where you don’t mention the fact that your city does not have nearly enough combinations for cyclists, and how frustrated you are with the city council’s inactivity on the subject.

12. You actively choose to wear glasses that you know don’t flatter your face just because they’re big and obnoxious.

13. If you’re a women, you wear crowns of flowers with your outfits as though that is somehow a thing normal human beings do.

14. You get really into things like wine and tea even though you don’t really care about them, simply because you want to know a lot about it and be “the wine guy,” or “the tea guy.”

15. You live in an awesome apartment that your parents pay for even though you have a job yourself, because using your own means to pay for it would mean downgrading.

16. You are a part-time DJ.

17. You constantly refer to bars and restaurants as being “too pedestrian” or “too full of tourists,” even if they are not at all a tourist spot.

18. You have an iPhone, yet can’t afford basic groceries.

19. You constantly bum cigarettes off of people while out drinking yet claim that you “don’t smoke.”

20. You feel the need to reiterate how much you would not eat the junk food or fast food that someone else is eating while they’re eating it.

21. You own a pair of pastel Doc Martens.

22. You participate in Movember year-round.

23. Your profile pictures look like they were shot and art directed by Terry Richardson.

24. You own at least one coffee table book with vaguely pornographic art/photographs.

25. No matter what is going in life, no matter what you’re facing, you always magically have money for drugs.

26. You talk about how much you hate American Apparel, yet all your clothes look like they came from there.

27. At least one your profile pictures is you smiling with a bunch of impoverished children in Africa/South America/Southeast Asia.

28. You try to re-thrift your thrift shop clothes, and are rejected because they fall below Goodwill standards.*

[K.O.M.]

[cliff1119]

Is that rowdy's bike

[The Violator]

Originally Posted by cliff1119

Is that rowdy's bike

Nope, this is the one Rowdy took out on the last ride.