No wonder men are happier

[tmaxxking1]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth... The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it ;

and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

[xjwalt666]

thats pretty good. ive heard some of them but not all.

[Cloak]

Cloak's guide to posting email chain letters:

1) Don't.
2) Don't post them in black text on a dark grey background.
3) Don't.

Good luck with your internet career!

While technically 1 and 3 are the same point, I thought it was such an important point that it required posting twice.

[tmaxxking1]

thanks for your input cloak

it seems its hard for you to read black text on with a gray back round

try this pretend you are going to copy whats posted

the letters will show up in blue with a white highlight

[xjwalt666]

i dont know how your computer is but mine shows up white with blue highlight

[JohnRobHolmes]

Mine shows up black text with grey highlight. still hard to read.

[Cloak]

Originally Posted by tmaxxking1

thanks for your input cloak

it seems its hard for you to read black text on with a gray back round

try this pretend you are going to copy whats posted

the letters will show up in blue with a white highlight

I'm fully aware of how to read it. I just prefer to not make it harder for people to read what I'm trying to say. If people have to put extra effort in, they probably won't do it.

I mean sure, you can do something as stupid as this, but what is the point?

Originally Posted by xjwalt666

i dont know how your computer is but mine shows up white with blue highlight

You're also in firefox I'm guessing.

Originally Posted by johnrobholmes

Mine shows up black text with grey highlight. still hard to read.

I don't know what whacked out browser you're using, John. Opera maybe?

[xjwalt666]

Originally Posted by johnrobholmes

Mine shows up black text with grey highlight. still hard to read.

even if you highlight it like your gonna copy it?

[xjwalt666]

Originally Posted by Cloak

I'm fully aware of how to read it. I just prefer to not make it harder for people to read what I'm trying to say. If people have to put extra effort in, they probably won't do it.

I mean sure, you can do something as stupid as this, but what is the point?



You're also in firefox I'm guessing.

nope im using explorer.

[tmaxxking1]

fixed it just for you guys

[JohnRobHolmes]

i use firefox.

ahhhh, much easier to read.