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08-17-2007, 10:09 AM
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| 06 Super National Champ   Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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|  Polish Sausage
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had ! asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." |
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08-17-2007, 10:12 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas
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Lol
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08-17-2007, 10:41 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Thats funny. I originally read this thread "polished savage" when I took a quick look, lol.
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08-17-2007, 05:45 PM
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| Dirt Addict   Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Stumblin' thru the parking lot of an invisible 7-Eleven
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I think you're hurting my feelings....... Jay |
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08-17-2007, 05:54 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2007 Location: Taylors Falls just hanging with the MNRCRC crew.
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LOL... I can remember that too  |
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08-17-2007, 06:17 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Spokane
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I think I've seen that guy at the golf shop too.........
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08-17-2007, 10:39 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Columbia TN
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I used to work in the copy department at our local office max. The copy center was at the back of the store, we have a lowes right behind office max. A guy walked in one day, walked all the way through the store and came to the counter, I asked him what I could help him with, he said I need 42 8' 2x4's and a box of 10 penny nails......... I just looked at him and looked down at my name tag........ his face turned red and he left.  |
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08-18-2007, 12:01 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Torrance, CA.
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Printed this for work. . . . . Fyi they do sell polish sausages at Home Depot. Out front at the hot dog cart.;) |
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08-18-2007, 01:24 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: May 2006 Location: HONDURAS...ROCK HEAVEN
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|  Good one.
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