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10-26-2007, 08:57 AM | #1 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgetown, Texas
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| How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Found this posted over on Texas Nissans How many does it take? How many Forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group 11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to delete the light bulb thread. 1 group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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10-26-2007, 09:02 AM | #2 |
I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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hahahhahhhhhhahahahahah funny shat right there. i see a new forum in the works.right below bacon. can we use used lite bulbs?lol i thought you were going to say 5: 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the house around in circles. |
10-26-2007, 09:16 AM | #3 |
R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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10-26-2007, 09:25 AM | #4 |
PapaGriz Yo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the garage building the wife a crawler
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10-26-2007, 09:36 AM | #5 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: VARCOR
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1 to add P to the current discussion
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10-26-2007, 09:42 AM | #6 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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I'll add an O to this conversation!
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10-26-2007, 09:45 AM | #7 |
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In tha Bush of Louisiana
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10-26-2007, 10:00 AM | #8 |
PapaGriz Yo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the garage building the wife a crawler
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10-26-2007, 10:18 AM | #9 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2006 Location: Arlington, VA
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Uh, is this a forum about other forums?
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10-26-2007, 10:53 AM | #10 |
I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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10-26-2007, 10:56 AM | #11 |
On the lookout for Rocks Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Monroe, Louisiana
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10-26-2007, 11:19 AM | #12 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Martinsburg WV
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that was frickin' hysterical!! I like the last guys method - get the office hottie in a short skirt to help. Too bad, we don't have an office hottie here though... |
10-26-2007, 11:25 AM | #13 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Nation of Aiea....
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MMMmmmmmm......lightbulbs......
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10-26-2007, 12:33 PM | #14 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2007 Location: Valdosta
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Holy crap I nearly pee'd myself reading this.
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10-26-2007, 01:31 PM | #15 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgetown, Texas
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Just thought i would post it again. I even searched to make sure there was another thread. |
10-26-2007, 06:21 PM | #16 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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