Happy seasonal observance!

[slugzracing]

We here at SlugzRacing Inc would like to wish you and yours a happy (unless you are emo in which case horrible) non denominational seasonal observance. Not that this season is better than any other nor is it implied should be better than the others which would not be fair to the other seasons.


Ah screw it, Merry Christmas you RC maggots!

[raytard]

Originally Posted by slugzracing

Ah screw it, Merry Christmas you RC maggots!

What about kwanza you racist son of a...!


















J/k
Back at ya!

[666]

I am emo, so what do i do?

[Robb]

Merry Christmas!!!!!!






And..............

[slugzracing]

Originally Posted by 666

I am emo, so what do i do?

Go cry in the corner?

[666]

Originally Posted by slugzracing

Go cry in the corner?

I tried that, it accomplished nothing, what now?

[chip cross]

Originally Posted by 666

I am emo, so what do i do?

go cut yourself

[JohnRobHolmes]

I will have a happy winter solstice celebration that happened to get the birth of christ added in about 1600 years ago, and santa clause about 100 years ago, and the tree about 200 years ago. At any rate I am going to burn a yule log and eat a ton!

[slugzracing]

*sitting on Santa Holmes lap*
I want a quark and a crawlmaster and a bunch of A123s!

[dezfan]

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck ...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.

And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose

And had gone on The Rosie Show, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,

Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passé;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word these days.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.

So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy Peace On Earth."

[Natedog]

Originally Posted by slugzracing

We here at SlugzRacing Inc would like to wish you and yours a happy (unless you are emo in which case horrible) non denominational seasonal observance. Not that this season is better than any other nor is it implied should be better than the others which would not be fair to the other seasons.


Ah screw it, Merry Christmas you RC maggots!

Schweet, Merry Christmas! Don't like it??? I don't care...lol!

[braceysdad]

What did Elmo ever to to anybody?

[rcjeepbuilder]

Originally Posted by dezfan

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck ...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.

And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose

And had gone on The Rosie Show, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,

Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passé;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word these days.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.

So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy Peace On Earth."

Dude, that would have taken me like 1 hr to type, (im a pecker)!

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by rcjeepbuilder

Dude, that would have taken me like 1 hr to type, (im a pecker)!

We have this thing called the intraweb now, I just copy & pasted it.

[FrankyRizzo]

Originally Posted by 666

I am emo, so what do i do?

Kill yourself.

Originally Posted by rcjeepbuilder

Dude, that would have taken me like 1 hr to type, (im a pecker)!

Copy and paste! You must not use a computer much.

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by 666

I am emo, so what do i do?

Sacrifice a Goat or Lamb?

[Natedog]

Originally Posted by rcjeepbuilder

Dude, that would have taken me like 1 hr to type, (im a pecker)!

Better than a pecker-head. Teach yourself to type....I did and it is way better.

[666]

Originally Posted by FrankyRizzo

Kill yourself.

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Sacrifice a Goat or Lamb?

I feel better now thanks!

[Micropuller]

Originally Posted by 666

I am emo, so what do i do?

Take a picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror and post it on te net, that will make you feel better... I mean worse!