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12-22-2007, 08:31 AM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: wixom
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|  good bye rcc wish me luck
Well guys today is the day I get grilled I'm goin to my new girlfriends familys christmas party from what I have seen so far people from jerry springer have nothing on this family and I'm a city boy so I'm scared for my life right now and my gf said her mom wants me to have a shot gun wedding with her for thoes who don't know what that is there is a shot gun at the aulter(sp) and if you don't say I do the you go to sleep 4ever so I would like to say good bye to all the rcc guys and girls if I make it ill post back up if not this is my last post
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12-22-2007, 08:34 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding from Goodall
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Try using a couple of periods between sentences and I am sure her family will take you in with open arms.  |
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12-22-2007, 08:53 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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Wear some bubba teeth to fit in....  |
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12-22-2007, 08:54 AM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: wixom
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I don't know if I want them to take me in with open arms lol
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12-22-2007, 09:21 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Martinsburg WV
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"Son, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" (CLICK-CLACK) "Yer damned right he does!!" |
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12-22-2007, 09:36 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2007 Location: Taylors Falls just hanging with the MNRCRC crew.
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They say daughters end up looking like their moms, so take a good long look and decide weather or not to run. I hope there's not heavy drinking because this thing could get out of hand and you could be married before the Holiday is over.  You could always get the flu and cancel.
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12-22-2007, 09:55 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Naoma, WV
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12-22-2007, 09:58 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: roanoke,tx
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one word, HOOKED ON PHONICS! oops,actually 3 words.........:-P |
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12-22-2007, 10:01 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Viva Your Mom!!
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I would have to say bring some bear mace just incase.
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12-22-2007, 10:05 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Concord, NC
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That's pretty funny. This guy thinks he is simply going to meet the parents. Truth of the matter is he is going to his wedding. That's the whole thing with a shotgun wedding. The groom has very little say in the matter. Congrats buddy.
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12-22-2007, 10:31 AM
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| Sinking with the ship   Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: El Capitan...sole survivor and sinking fast
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I am so fawkin sick of "good bye" threads...
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12-22-2007, 10:50 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: southaven
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12-22-2007, 11:11 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: grand rapids
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I have a friend that had a shotgun wedding. It wasn't quite that kind tho. He bought her a new shotgun for an engagement present (instead of a ring ) His groomsmen and family gave them a shotgun salute as they left the wedding instead of throwing rice or something. It was a cool, they both like to shoot.
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12-22-2007, 04:11 PM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Midway
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This post your GF needs to see!!!! I DON"T KNOW???? Funny sh*t there!!!! Maybe the need for the shot gun? | |
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12-22-2007, 11:49 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: wixom
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I'm alive woot woot it wasn't to bad they were waching old nascar racing
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12-23-2007, 12:05 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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Good luck dude.This doesn't look like it will have a happy ending. | |
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02-11-2008, 08:39 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NIPOMO!!!
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dude..... im 16 and i could make this choice for you, easy. if you dont want to be part of that family, DONT. if you like the chick, and not the family, you'd better hope she likes you enough to leave her family to be with you. cause inlaws are nothin the screw with haha. as far as the shotgun, it would feel like getting hit with pebbles from 75 foot away. so, just get a good run in. range on those things is terrible. |
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02-11-2008, 09:48 PM
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| Rock Crawler   Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Alabama
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There are some Shotguns that hold a very tight pattern. My Turkey gun will shot a 5 group at 40yds no prob. He would still get hit and not feel good.
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02-12-2008, 09:57 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento
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yeah, they're called 12g slugs... my brother calls it "the thumper" |
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02-12-2008, 05:01 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NIPOMO!!!
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wel, with a open chocke, 25 yards, and you got yourself a 15 foot pattern lol. as far as slugs go, you wouldnt know it hit you, until you saw the chunk of were ever it hit come flying past you  |
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