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05-20-2008, 08:10 PM | #1 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Andy's top 10 reasons to visit Montana: 10: 75 mph speed limit, and no one to enforce it. 9: Ranches>farms 8: The tallest building in the state capitol is five stories. 7: 24-ounce T-bone :nice: 6: Wisconsin Scale Designs just sounds wrong. 5: Cloaking deer keep things interesting 4: Trees so badass they grow out of rocks 3: The Lil Hustler still lives! 2: They can name a convenience store Kum & Go and get away with it. 1: MSD Scale Nats! Stu's Top 10 reasons Montana owns your state: 10: All the dumbasses have the decency to huddle together in Billings. 9: Cheap smokes 8: More than 7 stars visible at night 7: Free vinyl graphics! 6: Two pounds of crab! 5: Mosquitos so badass they can't be swatted. You wrestle them to the ground and strangle 'em. 4: Aaron's Scout hasn't been impounded 3: Cheap sleeping bags 2: What traffic? We passed more people on I-90 in Chicago than live in Helena 1: MSD Scale Nats Wisconsin Sucks Fun Facts 10: Construction zones with no construction 9: Trees too dumb to know it's spring 8: Only marginally better than a mandatory sales meeting 7: Gang graffiti in gas-station restroom. You're in Wisconsin, how hardcore can you really be? 6: All you can eat French toast $4.99? How much do you want? 5: Tommy Bartlett 4: Cheese jokes exhausted by mile marker 95 3: Andy banned from using the word "cheesy." See above. 2: Giant black hole of no cellular internet 1: "Wisconsin Fun" signs are bald-faced lies! |
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05-20-2008, 08:43 PM | #2 |
I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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Oh the stories I heard about "Suck"consin CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECH EESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEE SECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE |
05-20-2008, 08:53 PM | #3 |
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05-21-2008, 09:18 AM | #4 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NE Ohio
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best road trip ever.... although these were a lot more funny on 2 hrs of sleep |
05-21-2008, 02:00 PM | #5 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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taken saturday behind the 2.2 comp course boulder. check out the bumper sticker |
05-21-2008, 04:29 PM | #6 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: louisiana
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funny count offs... too bad about tha cheese state.... what kinda cheese yall done ate up? haha... that plate is bad arse dude, kickin.... i take it you have at least 19 rigs |
05-21-2008, 04:33 PM | #7 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NE Ohio
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or it has 1.9 wheels |
05-21-2008, 06:40 PM | #8 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2007 Location: Taylors Falls just hanging with the MNRCRC crew.
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75 mph speed limit and no one to enforce it. Construction zone with no construction. Last edited by Stormin2u; 05-22-2008 at 05:52 AM. |
05-21-2008, 07:51 PM | #9 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: louisiana
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05-21-2008, 07:53 PM | #10 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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yeah new mexico has a the wisonson const zone beat. look up there "Safety Corridor" 2 hours from ANY human or animal life 20 miles long 72 warning signs before and during it 55 mph. after going 90 for so many hours it was BS. in texas we have a cop for every 5 miles of road. we didnt see a cop after we left texas until we arived in helena. im dead serious. and yes the plate stands for 1.9, the orange tuber said TSS 22 ;) |
05-21-2008, 08:00 PM | #11 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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I think we saw five cops between Chicago and Helena, both ways. But when there's no traffic (counted 5 minutes minimum between oncoming vehicles) a radar gun ain't a whole lot of fun, is it? Here's a North Dakota moonrise to get a feel for how lonely it is out there. |
05-21-2008, 08:14 PM | #12 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NE Ohio
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Is it sad that I kinda want to do it again just for fun... But this time lets drop Suckconsin, Indiana, and Ohio.... Illinois, North Dakota, and Montana were (but Montana really could be about half as long...) |
05-21-2008, 08:16 PM | #13 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Shit yeah, I'm up for it. But let's take the Caddy this time. |
05-21-2008, 08:18 PM | #14 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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hell yeah, long haul crew ftw
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05-21-2008, 08:23 PM | #15 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NE Ohio
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| Funny you mention that, I drove it for the first time in over a week today... if it could have fit everything, It would have made that drive a bit more relaxed.... But that wouldn't have been any fun would it? |
05-21-2008, 10:01 PM | #16 |
I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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I'm sure we could find room for you and the caddy |
05-22-2008, 05:58 AM | #17 | |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2007 Location: Taylors Falls just hanging with the MNRCRC crew.
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05-22-2008, 09:31 AM | #18 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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hah at all the NM hating going on. That's ok, you can admit you're just scared of our real chile burning your insides. And yes, the amount of construction we constantly have just sucks. |
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