Andy & Stu's Top 10 lists
 

Andy's top 10 reasons to visit Montana:

10: 75 mph speed limit, and no one to enforce it.
9: Ranches>farms
8: The tallest building in the state capitol is five stories.
7: 24-ounce T-bone :nice:
6: Wisconsin Scale Designs just sounds wrong.
5: Cloaking deer keep things interesting
4: Trees so badass they grow out of rocks
3: The Lil Hustler still lives!
2: They can name a convenience store Kum & Go and get away with it.
1: MSD Scale Nats! "thumbsup"

Stu's Top 10 reasons Montana owns your state:

10: All the dumbasses have the decency to huddle together in Billings.
9: Cheap smokes
8: More than 7 stars visible at night
7: Free vinyl graphics! :flipoff:
6: Two pounds of crab! "thumbsup"
5: Mosquitos so badass they can't be swatted. You wrestle them to the ground and strangle 'em.
4: Aaron's Scout hasn't been impounded
3: Cheap sleeping bags
2: What traffic? We passed more people on I-90 in Chicago than live in Helena
1: MSD Scale Nats "thumbsup"

Wisconsin Sucks Fun Facts

10: Construction zones with no construction
9: Trees too dumb to know it's spring
8: Only marginally better than a mandatory sales meeting
7: Gang graffiti in gas-station restroom. You're in Wisconsin, how hardcore can you really be? :roll:
6: All you can eat French toast $4.99? How much do you want?
5: Tommy Bartlett
4: Cheese jokes exhausted by mile marker 95
3: Andy banned from using the word "cheesy." See above.
2: Giant black hole of no cellular internet
1: "Wisconsin Fun" signs are bald-faced lies!

Oh the stories I heard about "Suck"consin:lol:

CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECH EESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEE SECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE :flipoff:

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http://www.jefflindsay.com/gif/apl-snow.jpg

best road trip ever.... although these were a lot more funny on 2 hrs of sleep :shock:

taken saturday behind the 2.2 comp course boulder.
check out the bumper sticker :lol:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7475/15mebackmz1.jpg

funny count offs... too bad about tha cheese state.... what kinda cheese yall done ate up? haha... :lol:

that plate is bad arse dude, kickin.... i take it you have at least 19 rigs "thumbsup"

or it has 1.9 wheels :roll:

75 mph speed limit and no one to enforce it.

Construction zone with no construction.

ok..ok... make fun of the guy who wasnt there to understand the joke... :roll:

but it all makes sense now... thanks for the clear up... its dang hot down here.... :lol:"thumbsup"

yeah new mexico has a the wisonson const zone beat. look up there "Safety Corridor"

2 hours from ANY human or animal life
20 miles long
72 warning signs before and during it
55 mph.
after going 90 for so many hours it was BS.

in texas we have a cop for every 5 miles of road.
we didnt see a cop after we left texas until we arived in helena. im dead serious.

and yes the plate stands for 1.9, the orange tuber said TSS 22 ;)

I think we saw five cops between Chicago and Helena, both ways.

But when there's no traffic (counted 5 minutes minimum between oncoming vehicles) a radar gun ain't a whole lot of fun, is it?

Here's a North Dakota moonrise to get a feel for how lonely it is out there.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/IMG_4514.jpg

Is it sad that I kinda want to do it again just for fun...

But this time lets drop Suckconsin, Indiana, and Ohio....

Illinois, North Dakota, and Montana were "thumbsup" (but Montana really could be about half as long...)

Shit yeah, I'm up for it.

But let's take the Caddy this time.

hell yeah, long haul crew ftw

Funny you mention that, I drove it for the first time in over a week today...

if it could have fit everything, It would have made that drive a bit more relaxed....

But that wouldn't have been any fun would it? :shock:

I'm sure we could find room for you and the caddy"thumbsup"

Maybe that's part of the "Enchantment" thing they advertise on their license plates? "

"Safety Corridor Enchantment"

hah at all the NM hating going on. That's ok, you can admit you're just scared of our real chile burning your insides.

And yes, the amount of construction we constantly have just sucks.