Official crap talking thread
 

I cannot believe it is this close to the event and no one has started the crap talking thread.

My 2.2 rig is so dialed in I would feel bad bringing it to the comp and competing against you guys, so I have decided to build a brand new rig on RCCtv tomorrow night live so I'll show up to the event with a new untested rig just to give some of you guys a chance in hell at beating me.

You are all also very lucky that I will be doing the live coverage of the slash races and not actually competing in those or you'd all end up getting beat by me twice in one day.

I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Does it burn when you pee?:flipoff:


WEST COAST!!!!!!!!!!

What, like it's not supposed to? Next are you gonna tell me that it ain't supposed to drip like a runny nose? I ain't havin that crap.

Well!..... I feel so bad for all the competition,.........

I decided to bow out of a "Pro" entry, and run in the "Novice Class"!.........................(bought ticket too late)......

I just want to watch my "HERO" Nabil......."Do'n work son!".....

That's all you've got, this is the crap talking thread, I figured you'd be all about pimpin your boys from the south!

You know, the ones that are gonna get their asses kicked next weekend.

Or is this an excuse when your a$$ is handed to you by an "EAST COAST" driver?

I'm from the "show me' state and all I've seen is back to back 2.2 PRO wins by an east coast phenom. "thumbsup"

I've got something to show you, Mr. Show me state.;)

There won't be a 3 peat this year, the trophy is gonna be coming back with me on a plane to Colorado

Well, theres just one or 80 things your overlooking. Not only do you have to get thru 80 plus of the best crawlers in the "WORLD"; you have to handle minimum four courses, if your good, eight courses, then if your f-ing good, one more course, and if you superfradulisticf-ing awesome, one more course.

So, DO WORK, DRIVER! "thumbsup"

p.s. colorado is east of my house and the trophey is staying on the west coast, beotch. 8)

technically, the midwest indoor trophy went back with you to colorado aswell. are you planning on this happening again?

are you even running?

Damn you're wishy washy, first you said it was going to the south, then you say it's going to the west. How about we split the difference and I'll just bring it to Denver.

Shhh...I know I ain't good enough to win, I was just hoping the winner would let me bring it home for a week or 2.

I could bring the trophy with me to Colorado when I come out to run your event if it would make you feel better :mrgreen:

Hold on, let me answer that in dramatic fashion...
HELL YEAH!

Don't get scuurrred, Big Pimpin' Parker is gonna "rock-it" to the top.

Ya know, I'm thinking that big a$$ rock is gonna cost extra to fly back with, just leave it with me. I have a first place trophy at the shop that King Bling keeps clean for me...:-P

Don't Forget the NW will be in town also. Jason I got a airsoft bb with your name on it.

Calling it now, you get the "Dead Ass Last Award". :lmao:

Ohhh mmyyyyyyyy, we went there. The flashbacks, no, no, I can't handle it. It's like a ajax laced lsd trip; oh wait, another 278 psi keg stand should snap me out of it. :shock::mrgreen:

They almost didn;t let me bring my 2nd place home trophy onto the plane lastyear, they thought I was gonna rush the cockpit and hit the pilot over the head with it.

Note to Badger: this asshole wants to screw around, please pack the big guns.

Ouch, the guy is never gonna live that one down. I though the name of that award changed from the dead ass last award to simply "The Kingston"?

I think I still have the ears :shock:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...09/DALKING.jpg

Oh man....that was some funny %$@#!!

Get some TP for all that sh!t thats cumin out of your east coast mouths."thumbsup"

I have PLENTY of gum.

:D

Roger that, will pack the p-shooters.

On my schedule for next weekend:

1. Watch, photograph and video Jason kicking 80 of the best RC fags ass in the 2.2 pro class. And if Jason doesn't take first place, he's gonna have to hitch hike to the SF airport on Monday cause I don't chauffeur around losers.

2. Take first place in the Slash race while getting a verbal massage from Parker as I'm relaxing in my barcalounger.

3. Shoot up some homo from the PNW. (No I'm not referring to Gerrish, I'm talking about the other homo up there)

Excellent.....make sure it's super sticky Hubba Bubba this time:-P

Damn that is going to be a long walk..........its coming back to the same state it has been the past 2 years. 8)

You know I'm glad you brought up the east buisness , yes you are east of me beotch, so I might have to bring this thing to the west coast!!!!!!:mrgreen:

West Coast will DOMANATE!!!:twisted:

touche', slayer of ducks, but I don't quack, waddle, or have 6 of my buddies hold down a date for a piece of tail.

Your best bet is to stay in your blind and masterb8 to Fowlmate magazine, cause us "east' side crawlers are gonna bring pain to the game. :twisted:

Jason I got a request from germany to pay you back from shawn. With this.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...DSCI0512-1.jpg

Way to bring a stick to a tank-fight:lmao:

Tank fight! Do i need to bring the tank?! Take out some slashes and Badgers!!!:mrgreen:

1ST of all, atleast I have 6 buddies, 2nd you can bring all the pain to my game all you want, but it is still my game and I make the rules!!!!!!!!!:shock:
oh and do you have the latest copy of fowlmate?

A hollow stick at that, atleast load the clip:idea:

I prefer women, or at least men who can pretend really well.