thats the answer i was lookin for i guess all these people didn't thank a dumb ol country boy like me was funny "thumbsup"
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A Little Riddle
- Thread starter MGS511
- Start date
clodstall
I lost my vendor privileges
took a dumb ole country boy to know the answer.
and i have seen and brought in the boat 80 lb cats.
Kermits finger,or other parts.
chippieleigh
Newbie
whats the diferance between a rectal thermometer
and an oral thermometer ?
and an oral thermometer ?
raytard
RCC Addict
The taste..? :shock:
raytard
RCC Addict
Forward I am heavy. Backwards I'm not.
What am I?
What am I?
clodstall
I lost my vendor privileges
ColquittCustom405
I wanna be Dave
A pig walks into the butcher shop and asks for 6 pounds of bacon.The butcher says: "You're a pig" then the pig says: "I know I am" The butcher gives the pig his bacon,as he walks out the door,the pig dies.What killed him?
the butcher
ColquittCustom405
I wanna be Dave
Hell yeah. The butcher knew that the pig must be part of some secret military combat animal program.When he gave the pig the bacon it had pig pioson in it,this pioson could only work on military mutant pigs.If the pig died he would know he killed the right pig.The pig did die and the butcher cut up the pig with a Japanese ultra sharp meat cleaver.He burned the pig remains and never mentioned the talking pig.
i want some of that stuff :lol:
raytard
RCC Addict
TON
;-);-)
raytard
RCC Addict
The butcher is 5'10" tall, and he wears a size 13 shoe.
He has a wife and 2 kids.
What does he weigh?
He has a wife and 2 kids.
What does he weigh?
FrankyRizzo
I wanna be Dave
A Metric ton you fat bastard!
FrankyRizzo
I wanna be Dave
What walks on four in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
raytard
RCC Addict
"thumbsup"
Franky:
I am slim and tall.
Many find me desirable, and appealing.
They touch me, and I give a false good feeling.
Once, I shine in splendor but only once, and then no more.
For many; I am "to die for".
What am I?
raytard
RCC Addict
Man.
(Crawls as a baby, walks as a man, and uses a cane in old age.)
