Car Acronyms

[run2jeepn]

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AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented <o></o>

BMW
Brutal Money Waster <o></o>

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer <o></o>

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time <o></o>

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere <o></o>

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology <o></o>

FORD
Found On Road, Dead <o></o>

GM
General Maintenance <o></o>

GMC
Garage Man's Companion <o></o>

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again <o></o>

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... <o></o>

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along <o></o>

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
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SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown <o></o>
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto <o></o>

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object <o></o>

VW
Virtually Worthless <o></o>
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[JohnJohn]

JEEP
Just Empty Every Pocket

 

[navycrawler]

Ford- Fix Or Repair Daily, F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
But hey at least ford was smart enugh to circle the problem!

 

[smokinubyrc]

Ford

First On Race Day :shock::lol:

 

[666]

Ford=First over prized rig down

Jeep=Another four letter word for junk

Toylet=Chevrolet powered Toyota

 

[WheelChair]

My personal favorite:

F'in Owner's Really Dumb

 

[chip cross]

GMC
generic made chevy

 

[smokinubyrc]

Ford

Fn Okies really Digem :lol:

 

[smokinubyrc]

any one got something for Subaru !

haha idk

Subaru Some Ugly Bum Automobile Runs unsafe

 

[navycrawler]

Some Uninformed Buyers Are Really Used

 

[Mnster]

I guess nissan is just to good.;-)

 

[EeePee]

any one got something for Subaru !

No, but someone called it a Lezbaru and that's funny.

 

[navycrawler]

NISSAN= Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare

 

[JasonInAugusta]

Mopar

Most over powered and respected.

 

[raytard]

Ford:
Flip Over; Read Directions
F'd On Rainy Days
Fix, Or Recycle Dilemma

Subaru:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair... Usually!

PONTIAC:
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

Jeep:
Just Enough Engine Power

 

[Shaun]

Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents

Though I love ford This is a good one
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous

Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

 

[P47TBolt]

FORD
For Out Running Dale(3)

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Georgia Milk Cow
Great Mountain Climber

 

[drumbeater]

Jackass......You need to be punched in the throat.

Chill a little he said he was sorry, he could have typed it like this ni**er and got the same point.

 

[Shaun (yota)]

GMC= Gay mans coach

 

[DARKHORSE]

Chevrolet

Chews Heads, Eats Valve's, Races Only Little Electric Trains