While cleaning and rearranging my work area I found a sheet of quotes from the 06 nats. Some funny stuff in here.
Lick it bitch.
I've been playing with my twig!
My twig flexes 5"!
What is the secret to your meat?
My left ass hurts.
Jason got his black stick today.
You guys sure know a lot about wood.
my roomate majored in wood.
One good knock would bend the front of mine.
(enter Kansas)
Kansas has more tractors than buildings.
Exit 277- Jeep road
These morons couldn't troubleshoot a series circuit.
This place is so boring that the clouds don't even hang around.
Why are there no pirates in Kansas? Cause it sucks.
Hey, you wants on?
Holy shit, more nothing! Welcome to Kansas.
Brushed- Kansas. Brushless- Moab.
OOOOOhh, indoor pool. Isn't there enough room for an outdoor pool here?
I went through Kansas and all I got was this lousy accent.
I love the backside.
-I love the backside as well.
I wish I had a camel toe.
Im gonna be sore tomorrow.
As you can tell, Kansas was really boring to drive through.
Lick it bitch.
I've been playing with my twig!
My twig flexes 5"!
What is the secret to your meat?
My left ass hurts.
Jason got his black stick today.
You guys sure know a lot about wood.
my roomate majored in wood.
One good knock would bend the front of mine.
(enter Kansas)
Kansas has more tractors than buildings.
Exit 277- Jeep road
These morons couldn't troubleshoot a series circuit.
This place is so boring that the clouds don't even hang around.
Why are there no pirates in Kansas? Cause it sucks.
Hey, you wants on?
Holy shit, more nothing! Welcome to Kansas.
Brushed- Kansas. Brushless- Moab.
OOOOOhh, indoor pool. Isn't there enough room for an outdoor pool here?
I went through Kansas and all I got was this lousy accent.
I love the backside.
-I love the backside as well.
I wish I had a camel toe.
Im gonna be sore tomorrow.
As you can tell, Kansas was really boring to drive through.
