2013 Nationals - Favorite Quotes

[SVEN]

Post em if you have any!


My favorites:


BC Paints to me: Try to tear this Canadian $20.

Me: I don't want to mess up your money.

BC Paints: You can't tear it.

Me: Oops, sorry.

BC Paints: Huh....


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Japanese: Prooougress, hahaha

JeremyH: See...even the Japanese make fun of the Canadians.

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

Rowdy literally 2 minute after we walked outta the Mexican joint in the hotel: "You shit yet?"
Me: "No...we just finished dude."
Rowdy: "Find a shitter cuz yer gonna NEED it."

Geo from the BYB to the party crashin lot lizard: "These boobs ARE real baby!"
Lot lizard: "Prove it!"
Geo with his shirt hiked high: "Feel em. Thems ALL me!"

 

[Curcal]

Hardknocks: hey! Check out my new hardware, it's mahogany and actual size....
Lot Lizard: I'm sorry......

 

[TEAM DEBEAD]

Rowdy: If your man $hit the bed, would you clean it up... ...oh did I mention I had food poisoning?

 

[Frankenwheely]

Me: Alright Joel, walk me through the course.
Joel: And here's your butt cheek bonus.

 

[Krawler Konceptz]

Yooshi: Bonkers, bonkers, bonkers!

Fishmaxx: Yooshi what does that mean?

Yooshi with help: backwards, backwards, backwards!



Rob

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Ted
"I'm the biggest piece of shit on the earth" table flip "I'm done dude, going home"

 

[JeremyH]

:lol: Best thread of the year!!

 

[boosted4lyf]

Rowdy literally 2 minute after we walked outta the Mexican joint in the hotel: "You shit yet?"
Me: "No...we just finished dude."
Rowdy: "Find a shitter cuz yer gonna NEED it."

Me (literally 3secs later): oh god, I need to finder a shitter

Rowdy: I f#ckin told ya!

 

[boosted4lyf]

BC paints: "it says right here on the ootside of the bag..."

Me: the what side?

BC: f#ck off

:ror:

 

[boosted4lyf]

Rowdy: "wantnuttinwrongwitit"

 

[Krawler Konceptz]

" Go to shave my own face with the dog clippers until I saw a piece of dog shi!t hanging from it!"

Who said this??? :mrgreen::ror:

 

[JeremyH]

" Go to shave my own face with the dog clippers until I saw a piece of dog shi!t hanging from it!"

Who said this??? :mrgreen::ror:

Joel! And I believed the term he used was "dingleberry"....:ror:

 

[Bc Paints]

EddieO from the top of the mountain: "hey Canadian where's my truck in line?"

Me from the middle on the mountain: Hey American, why don't you drag yo fat ass down here and look yourself?!

 

[Bc Paints]

Krawlfreak handing out beers in the hotel parking lot

The Violater: "what, you didn't get me anything to drink?, bitch!"

Krawlfreak: punches The Violater right in the balls

 

[stelerzman]

:lmao: It's almost like I was there. "thumbsup"
Great thread .8)

 

[tom@vp]

"super dave tell me about your titanium axles again"

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

Me: "Dude...Im gonna be VERY disappointed if Mark Reel does not wake up tomorrow with ballsac on his head."
Ted: "Saving that for SUNDAY night. Its his hotel room and Im WAY to fat to sleep in my truck."

Ted: "I used to be REALLY fat. Now Im just really fat."

Me: "Hey Mark...if I shit in yer hat, will you be mad?"
Mark Reel: "Uuuum....I dont know how to answer that. Yes?"

JRH: "It aint booze if ya cant light it on fire."

Ted: "STOP TIME!! I gotta take a shit."

 

[Harley]

Yoshi while we were setting a 1.9 course: "You very mean person, I kind of mean too" *proceeds to flip gate 3 around to force wedging truck into crevice*

 

[poncho_ponch]

Maybe you guys know who said this while the yoga girls were exercisesing. (Might have been Boosted4lyf)

Yoga girl - the guys are staring at us.

Other yoga girl - we charge to watch.

Guy - we have dollars.