Featuring:
> Revolutionary XL Engagement Barbs- Are you tired of traditional utensils slipping out of baby's mouth and spilling food all over the floor? Not any more! Baby's First Fork reduces that risk by securely latching onto inside of baby's cheek and assuring that the fork only comes out when good and damn ready.
> Precision Targeting Tines- Ever seen how blunt most baby forks are? Well with safety in mind, Baby's First Fork utilizes precision ground razor sharp tines to pierce even the most unruly plated peas and carrots... minimizing the risk of veggies becoming lethal projectiles... rocketing off the plate and taking out baby's eye. Rest easy, mom & dad!
> Honed Serrated Edges- When baby needs a little assistance managing that porterhouse steak or stuffed jalapeno, parents can simply let baby do all the work! Sharp serrations allow your bundle of joy to cut each piece as large or as small as they want. Say bye-bye to this tedious chore and hello to your toddler's independence!
> Innovative Slow Chew Technology- If your little one has a habit of inhaling food down their gullet, Baby's First Fork will reduce that dangerous tendency by reminding them that eating can be a painful experience if not done properly, slowly, and above all else... very very carefully. A utensil that can teach manners AND self-control? You betcha!
> 2-IN-1 Eat & Defend Design- If your baby is used to the trauma of having its food stolen, Baby's First Fork greatly diminishes that risk by doubling as an instant weapon to fend off would-be food thieves. Opportunistic pets? Malnourished siblings? Better watch out! It's time to help baby help themselves!
And here it is folks.... Baby's First Fork!
> Revolutionary XL Engagement Barbs- Are you tired of traditional utensils slipping out of baby's mouth and spilling food all over the floor? Not any more! Baby's First Fork reduces that risk by securely latching onto inside of baby's cheek and assuring that the fork only comes out when good and damn ready.
> Precision Targeting Tines- Ever seen how blunt most baby forks are? Well with safety in mind, Baby's First Fork utilizes precision ground razor sharp tines to pierce even the most unruly plated peas and carrots... minimizing the risk of veggies becoming lethal projectiles... rocketing off the plate and taking out baby's eye. Rest easy, mom & dad!
> Honed Serrated Edges- When baby needs a little assistance managing that porterhouse steak or stuffed jalapeno, parents can simply let baby do all the work! Sharp serrations allow your bundle of joy to cut each piece as large or as small as they want. Say bye-bye to this tedious chore and hello to your toddler's independence!
> Innovative Slow Chew Technology- If your little one has a habit of inhaling food down their gullet, Baby's First Fork will reduce that dangerous tendency by reminding them that eating can be a painful experience if not done properly, slowly, and above all else... very very carefully. A utensil that can teach manners AND self-control? You betcha!
> 2-IN-1 Eat & Defend Design- If your baby is used to the trauma of having its food stolen, Baby's First Fork greatly diminishes that risk by doubling as an instant weapon to fend off would-be food thieves. Opportunistic pets? Malnourished siblings? Better watch out! It's time to help baby help themselves!
And here it is folks.... Baby's First Fork!
