Steven seagal is a cop

[slobin3d]

and has it own TV show

http://www.filmjunk.com/2008/11/24/steven-seagal-lawman-is-an-actual-reality-show-coming-to-ae/

 

[JeremyH]

Damn, he is fat as hell now...

 

[JUSTGOINGSLOW]

His first 3 or 4 movies where awesome, then after that they got gay.

 

[t_kirl]

Nuff said.

 

[slobin3d]

Nuff said.

yeah no doubt, now he's trying to be Walker texas ranger for real:shock:

 

[ThinkTank]

Steven Seagal..
Harder to kill than an army of invisible, ghost cyborg pirate ninjas.

Are they going take breaks during shoots for his naptime like Sylvester Stallone on the newest Rambo movie?

I heard that they are making a new Rocky, and this time he's fighting for Social Security.

:lmao:

 

[t_kirl]

Are they going take breaks during shoots for his naptime like Sylvester Stallone on the newest Rambo movie?

I heard that they are making a new Rocky, and this time he's fighting for Social Security. :mrgreen:

 

[Shaun]

Nuff said.

Or is it Chuck Norris in a disguise?

 

[t_kirl]

Or is it Chuck Norris in a disguise?

Unlikely.

Chuck Norris's awesomeness cannot be disguised in a disguise.

 

[TattooKenny]

And who in here would test Stephen???? I would shoot him, not fight him. Aside from his movies he is a pretty cool guy. I read his book a few years back. He is into giving back and helping people. Spent several years with the monks. He was the highest ranked Aikido guy in the US, might still be not sure. I think he's a cool cat"thumbsup" But my list would go Bruce, Chuck, Stephen, Brandon......

 

[PROTOTYPE]

Ill take steven , over chuck any day. I see no coolness in norris. Bruce by far is the best , Sorry chuckles .

 

[GySgt Hartman]

 

[TattooKenny]

Yep, Chuck is still cool huh.....

 

[Ripperfi]

Wow! You know how much strength and focus it takes to hold yourself at that crazy incline. I sure dont. Bet dollar signs helps though.

 

[nismotuningrocks]

I had respect for Seagal until I watched on of his more recent movies, and found out he made an energy drink, tried it, and almost puked my brains out trying to stomach it. Chuck Norris is an old ginger wuss. Luckily Bruce Lee died before he could become as bad as the rest of these guys haha.

heres the drink site:

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

tastes like a combination of roadkill, feces, and something rotten. It smells even worse.

 

[TattooKenny]

Luckily Bruce Lee died before he could become as bad as the rest of these guys haha.

Bruce would still be kicking ass! Sucks that Brandon died as well, he was a bad ass to! Wonder what his daughter is doing now?

 

[Ripperfi]

Hey I tried that drink! Reminded me of goji juice. Its not very tasty but if you can manage to get it down the gullet quick, its got a great energy buzz with little comedown. Walmart was carrying for a buck. NOt bad for 16oz.

 

[nismotuningrocks]

I found it at big lots, no suprise there, like 50 cents a can, maybe i'm just used to energy drinks that taste good lol.

 

[ecoli]

Love this quote from his lightening drink website:

"...films combine spiritual concepts and social/environmental consciousness with high-voltage violence"

Sweet! What better combination could you ask for ?

 

[BEELZEBOB]

so a few years back, segal tried to prove his muster and hop in a MMA ring with a versed jiu jitzu guy.

in less than 3 mins the guy choked him out, he lost consciousness and shit all over himself.

now he just looks like a B-rate godfather