WHAT should i get my girl for christmas?

[BEELZEBOB]

Im at a total loss here....

my normal 23rd of december run through walmart and walgreens will not be suffcient...

jewlery says too much about commitment.... and thats not me...

so for $50-$100 what should i get this chick!?!?!

 

[2JSC]

If she is Deadpool's chick, a box of ammo... any other woman, a dozen sappy romantic comedy dvds.

 

[JeremyH]

A new man...

 

[BEELZEBOB]

hey now. LOL that was pretty funny.

but what did yall get to appease your vaginas?

god they require a lot of $$ and attention dont they?

 

[R2j]

From you Bob.......I'd say one them there Dildas.:shock::mrgreen: Yea a big giant Dilda.




Kidding aside, it depends a how long you've been together too. Maybe some perfume or a gift card for some sexy launderette. Guess that would be more for you."thumbsup"

 

[redbaron]

a dime bag!!

 

[BEELZEBOB]

shes already getting a medical loaf of bannana bread. (well, what i dont eat anyways)

shes not in to smoking though really...

perfume. she wont think im telling her she smells will she?

 

[engineerjoe]

I thought the rule was to break up with significant others before the holidays? That $100 could be spent on crawler stuff!!!! You're whipped Bob

I got my GF a single serving coffee/cappuchino/hot chocolate/espresso machine. They can be had for under $100.

Also, if she doesn't already have a nice digital camera you can get some nice ones (12mp, 5x optical zoom) for $100 now too.

 

[BEELZEBOB]

Joe she loves coffee!!!

good lookin out....

hmmmmm thats just about the second sound idear in the thread!!!

 

[JeremyH]

Mine is getting the new Wii Fit.....she wanted it a few months back but has since forgot about it. I love having the element of surprise on my side....that really wins the brownie points!

 

[2JSC]

Mine is getting the new Wii Fit.....she wanted it a few months back but has since forgot about it. I love having the element of surprise on my side....that really wins the brownie points!

Wait until it tells her she is fat and then gets pissed at you. :ror:

 

[JeremyH]

Wait until it tells her she is fat and then gets pissed at you. :ror:

Fawk! Well, she wanted it....so it's her deal! I'll just respond with "then put the thing away and play 4 player Mario with me!""thumbsup"

 

[Mr. Clean]

hey now. LOL that was pretty funny.

but what did yall get to appease your vaginas?

god they require a lot of $$ and attention dont they?

A box of those expensive gold-rolled-wrappered chocolates for starters. They are fro or freche or something like that. they start with an "f".

 

[2JSC]

A box of those expensive gold-rolled-wrappered chocolates for starters. They are fro or freche or something like that. they start with an "f".

Ferrero Rocher "thumbsup" Damn good too.

 

[slowngreen]

A Cleavland Steamer....

 

[C*H*U*D]

Im at a total loss here....

my normal 23rd of december run through walmart and walgreens will not be suffcient...

jewlery says too much about commitment.... and thats not me...

so for $50-$100 what should i get this chick!?!?!

Get her a gift certificate for a massage.

That tells her, "I care about how you feel", but also says, "why don't you dissapear for a few hours so I can go crawling".


.

 

[Rubbaneck]

A Cleavland Steamer....

X2 "thumbsup"

Get her a gift certificate for a massage.

That tells her, "I care about how you feel", but also says, "why don't you dissapear for a few hours so I can go crawling".


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Excellent advice. Hey Bob, this place is in the parking lot of hobbyclown. She can get all pampered up and you can get your toy out and play with the guys. http://www.bodyandsolespa.com/

 

[Redfinger]

Here is an idea;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

:shock:

 

[BEELZEBOB]

i got redfingers back in highschool a few times.

you always gotta dip it before you hit it. (just in case)

 

[Mr Glassman]

Get her a nice high powered servo:twisted: and since she doesn't have anything to put it in ask her if you can borrow it:mrgreen:


Either that are stick with the cleveland steamer or a good ol pearl necklace"thumbsup"


For real Rubbas suggestion is a good one:mrgreen: