DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of
the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his CURRENT" problems before adding
"NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems , which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life,
I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens...
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road,
or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no
middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions . I am for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my
eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me
any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on
to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the
Chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only
Cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
:lol:
realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of
the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his CURRENT" problems before adding
"NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems , which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life,
I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens...
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road,
or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no
middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions . I am for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my
eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me
any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on
to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the
Chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only
Cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
:lol:
