YO MOMMA jokes........

[bob1961]

any body remember that tv show with the guy from that 70's show as host where people won money :lmao: lets hear um "thumbsup" ....

"YO MOMMA is so fat she takes up two seats at one time, one each on both sides of the subway train"

let um rip boys........bob

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[johnnyh66]

yo momma is so fat, she left the house in high heals and came back in flip flops!

 

[theloudone]

yo momma is so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed

 

[johnnyh66]

Yo mama is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!

 

[17dean]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[17dean]

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

 

[tom@vp]

yo mama is so buck tooth she can eat corn through a picket fence.

 

[jokers_toys]

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money!


and another thread
http://www.rccrawler.com/forum/chit-chat/278089-your-mamma-so.html

 

[Hydro-Tank]

Yo momma is so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black! :mrgreen:

 

[Cheatin]

Yo momma so fat, she fell down, busted her leg and gravy ran out.

 

[SwampDawg]

yo momma is sooooooooooooooooooooo fat.......her belt size is Equator!

 

[Hoosierdady]

yo momma is so fat she sweats Crisco
yo momma is so black, she spits coffee
yo momma is so fat you have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot

 

[TexasSP]

yo momma is so black she got out of the car and the check engine oil light came on
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked "watcha doin?" and she said "movin"
yo momma is so ugly she made the crypt keeper puke
yo momma is so hairy the animal control took her to the pound
yo momma is so fat people run around her for exercise
yo momma is so smelly she can stun a yak at 50 paces
yo momma is so smelly she's regulated by the Geneva Convention

 

[DRV KRAWLER]

Yo Momma is so fat, that my Comp Crawler can't even climb over that.

 

[SwampDawg]

Yo Momma is so fat, that my Comp Crawler can't even climb over that.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Grichardson152]

Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code!

Sent from my DROID X2

 

[desertmaxx]

yo momma feet so nasty, the yeast infection is sour dough.:lmao:

 

[RANOVRU]

Your mommas so fat she uses the Goodyear blimp for a dildo.

On second thought she might just be a whore.

 

[sgtsteve]

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumps she gets stuck!

 

[War Pig]

yo mama is so buck tooth she can eat corn through a picket fence.

Ding ding ding..... we have a winner!