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10-26-2009, 07:32 PM | #1 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ogden
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| stop jerkin your kerkin !!!!
no joke can you really go blind from fingering your noddle
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10-26-2009, 07:37 PM | #2 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Irritable Isle
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Do you mean Gherkin? The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. Gherkins and cucumbers belong to the same species, but are different cultivar groups. |
10-26-2009, 07:45 PM | #3 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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That and you'll end up with hairy palms and if you do manage to find a GF it'll cause your kids to be born neked and not a hair on their heads. |
10-26-2009, 07:46 PM | #4 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ogden
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i call bs hairy palms wtf
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10-26-2009, 07:49 PM | #5 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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10-26-2009, 07:51 PM | #6 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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10-26-2009, 08:13 PM | #7 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ogden
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no seriously
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10-26-2009, 09:15 PM | #8 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: CoMo...Kickin it with Holmes Hobbies
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NO............unless you shot yourself in the eye everytime.... |
10-26-2009, 11:08 PM | #9 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: In a very dark cave can't you tell...
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| Jerkin off |
10-27-2009, 12:23 AM | #10 |
Who's your Daddy-0! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Augusta
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The answer to all your questions on tuggin on the one eyed willy http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm |
10-27-2009, 06:14 AM | #11 |
Newbie Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Best Nation in North America
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I fon't know which disturbs me the most. THe idea that someone had to worry about doing it to much, or that kenny actually researched it |
10-27-2009, 06:31 AM | #12 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: EvilCrawlerDesigns@comcast.net
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I had heard that you'd go blind, so I stopped at near sighted.
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10-27-2009, 09:20 AM | #13 |
SORRCA Committee Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Parkston, SD
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HUMMMM?? I wear glasses now. |
10-27-2009, 09:42 AM | #14 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Memphis
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Who in the hell fingers their noddle andyway? :?
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10-27-2009, 12:01 PM | #15 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pueblo West
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yea i can understand somone going blind from "rubbin' one out" if you shoot your self in the eye "you'll shoot your eye out" it is like a loaded gun DO NOT POINT IT AT YOUR EYE so next time if you dont want to go blind aim away from your face before you decide to trip your trigger |
10-27-2009, 01:07 PM | #16 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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10-27-2009, 05:23 PM | #17 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Naples
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Well even at my age, I still have a good wank every night, whether I want to or not, doesn't matter.
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10-27-2009, 07:10 PM | #18 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: EvilCrawlerDesigns@comcast.net
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10-27-2009, 09:24 PM | #19 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of Kalifornia
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Gerkin. No.
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