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Szczerba · 10-26-2009, 12:48 PM

Me and the wife were driving down the road yesterday and I get the cold sweats. You know #2 is comin' and you probably have about 3 minutes to find a stall.
So I blitz into the nearest gas station and luckly it was a false alarm. So good on that part cause the men's just happened to be taken and the women's would have been rough afterwords.

Anyways, I get back in the truck and told my wife it was a false alarm. She was like "what?". I was like blah blah, cold sweats, gotta go, etc etc. So I asked her if she had a "moment" like that before. She said "no", never. I was blown away by this. I asked, you never have gotten the cold sweats and knew #2 was upon you and fast? She denied it several times.
Surely, women experience this too? Edit: She is 5'9" @ 125lbs

Was this woman speak or dudes stomach's are the only ones that get rowdy?

BEELZEBOB · 10-26-2009, 12:52 PM

fat chicks fart a lot.

skinny ones just quief

JohnRobHolmes · 10-26-2009, 12:53 PM

Never got that before! My head gets hot from the increased blood pressure if I have one trying to push through though.

helhedded · 10-26-2009, 01:35 PM

I only get cold sweats when I'm about to hurl from drinking too much booze.

caymin last · 10-26-2009, 02:19 PM

So this was one of those "Here I sit, all broken hearted, paid my penny, and only farted", moments?

bigron · 10-26-2009, 02:26 PM

A fart is actually the lonley cry of an imprisoned turd.

gernade · 10-26-2009, 05:35 PM

It's called the "fear". The fear occurs when there is a mudslide coming, you know it, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, and you have about 30 seconds to find a place to drop that mud. It's happened to me a couple of times. If you ever had the "fear" you know exactly what i'm talking about. If you have not, your lucky! Back in college, the fear cost me a couple of pairs of boxer shorts left behind in the restroom due to reminates that could not cleaned up!

Szczerba · 10-26-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gernade

It's called the "fear". The fear occurs when there is a mudslide coming, you know it, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, and you have about 30 seconds to find a place to drop that mud. It's happened to me a couple of times. If you ever had the "fear" you know exactly what i'm talking about. If you have not, your lucky! Back in college, the fear cost me a couple of pairs of boxer shorts left behind in the restroom due to reminates that could not cleaned up!

Lol.
On one occasion, the fear came during a lumber mill tour. Luckly, a buddy had some napkins from the donut shop that morning. Cause I had to ask the whole group for some form of paper product. Not a high point in my life.

4VRYNG · 10-26-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bigron

A fart is actually the lonley cry of an imprisoned turd.

I thought a fart was a turd honking for right of way.

ROCKEDUP RICKY · 10-27-2009, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Shane_744

Lol.
On one occasion, the fear came during a lumber mill tour. Luckly, a buddy had some napkins from the donut shop that morning. Cause I had to ask the whole group for some form of paper product. Not a high point in my life.

I wonder if thats why Spencer was asking for napkins at the last comp, I think I'll throw some TP in the comp box.

10-26-2009, 12:48 PM	#1
Szczerba I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Castle Rock, WA Posts: 8,785	Cold Sweats Me and the wife were driving down the road yesterday and I get the cold sweats. You know #2 is comin' and you probably have about 3 minutes to find a stall. So I blitz into the nearest gas station and luckly it was a false alarm. So good on that part cause the men's just happened to be taken and the women's would have been rough afterwords. Anyways, I get back in the truck and told my wife it was a false alarm. She was like "what?". I was like blah blah, cold sweats, gotta go, etc etc. So I asked her if she had a "moment" like that before. She said "no", never. I was blown away by this. I asked, you never have gotten the cold sweats and knew #2 was upon you and fast? She denied it several times. Surely, women experience this too? Edit: She is 5'9" @ 125lbs Was this woman speak or dudes stomach's are the only ones that get rowdy? Last edited by Szczerba; 10-26-2009 at 12:54 PM.

10-26-2009, 12:52 PM	#2
BEELZEBOB I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton Posts: 2,218	fat chicks fart a lot. skinny ones just quief

10-26-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
JohnRobHolmes owner, Holmes Hobbies LLC Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Volt up! Gear down! Posts: 20,290	Never got that before! My head gets hot from the increased blood pressure if I have one trying to push through though.

10-26-2009, 01:35 PM	#4
helhedded I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Memphis Posts: 4,786	I only get cold sweats when I'm about to hurl from drinking too much booze.

10-26-2009, 02:19 PM	#5
caymin last Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Naples Posts: 609	So this was one of those "Here I sit, all broken hearted, paid my penny, and only farted", moments?

10-26-2009, 02:26 PM	#6
bigron Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 306	A fart is actually the lonley cry of an imprisoned turd.

10-26-2009, 05:35 PM	#7
gernade Newbie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: upland Posts: 41	It's called the "fear". The fear occurs when there is a mudslide coming, you know it, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, and you have about 30 seconds to find a place to drop that mud. It's happened to me a couple of times. If you ever had the "fear" you know exactly what i'm talking about. If you have not, your lucky! Back in college, the fear cost me a couple of pairs of boxer shorts left behind in the restroom due to reminates that could not cleaned up!

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